Tupperware and World Peace
by My experience at a Tupperware convention.
My experience with Tupperware leads me to conclude that Tupperware should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Why you ask?
Because it is the one institution I know that is able to distract the minds of hundreds of middle aged ladies from thinking about the fact that there is a terrible war going on at the other side of the globe. Not only diastract, these ladies couldn’t care less so long as the war does not interware with their little plastic containers that go omph.
I have proof.
I counted the minutes before I could get out of that hall of the screaming Tupperware Ladies.
But looking back, it occurred to me, if these women were busy thinking about Tupperware, it would be hard for a war to last.
So maybe there was something to this Tupperware Convention. So yes, in an odd way, I think Tupperware deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. If nothing else, it is the essence of suburbia.
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