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How to figure out God the geek way.

What I would propose to you right now is to do exactly the same , as this idea has done to me 10 minutes ago on the toilet. Just stop. Resume all hatred against each other, untill things change. if the simple idea of the robot game got me to this point, where I now understand why things are happening as they are, maybe, if we just stop alltogether, we could do the same to the two players. if they are named god and satan, I could care less. I just suggest, stop. 

You don’t have to hug anybody. You don’t even have to change. just… stop.

Israelis and Palestinians, stop.

Black pepople and white people, stop.

Creationists and Evolutionists, stop.

Goths and emos, stop.

Science and religion people, stop.

Skaters and boarders, stop.

Blackhats and whitehats, stop.

Just… enjoy yourself. Don’t bother acting. Do’t bother changing. If you came this far, you have done it for approximately 10 minutes, so why not dfo it for 20 minutes. or an entire week. Stop.

If there is anybody out there, flipping our signs, they will notice.

They will investigate.

And perhaps then we can see what is going on. Perhaps then we can hear the true story, not what just a few people told about how their signs have been flipped. We will be able to see if I was right, and perhaps, just perhaps, we can get them to make ourselfs smarter, prettier, and with even bigger sexual organs. These are about the only three things I know everybody could agree on.

Now, if you want that, just stop with the rallying, stop with the aggressive marketing, stop. Refuse to be played by an overlord who does not care about you, and lets terrible things happen by the minute. The worst thing that could happen is that you could confuse the players, and the best thing would be you could wake up with washboard abs, a BMI of perfect levely, a heavenly date in your bed, a body of a supermodel/porn star, and a sticky note on your body saying please continue.

Stop. Think. enjoy.

God is a geek.

The devil is a geek.

Pride is just a thing you feel because the coin toss gave you a side.

Others can be nice too, if you look past the coin toss.

And for all it is worth, get your geek on.

In the hope that I will wake up with a supermodells body, hung like a horse, healthy like an ox, and with a decent PC:

Enjoy your day.

P.S. Quick question. Which robot will the player give more attention to. the one doing all of the work for him, or the one that displays out of specification?

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