Stories About Animals

Another real story from the life of an israeli reservist… “by the Way, most of these porcupines very much disturbed at night during the roster. Standing on the tower somewhere in a lonely desolate place in the wilderness, and porcupines rustle right next to you. And it is not clear who is making so much noise, suddenly the “evil arab crawls onto the shore, sharpening his knife…” After a while I got tired of it and I began to act. As some of you know, on the sabbath in the israeli army canteens give sweet wine for prayer. But the atheists of his sometimes drink a little. I took the watch some of the wine, then poured it into the jar from under the cheese, fastened it among the rocks, so that the wind is not turned and sliced banana around. After some time a luxurious porcupine, length is much more than a meter. Long needles wind blowing a fan, like the tail of a peacock. Porcupine all easily plodding, ate a banana, drank all the contents of a jar with wine and went back to his duties. But after a couple of meters so it overcame, he fell on his side and fell asleep for a couple of hours. The revival was very funny – consciousness had returned to the poor beast, and the coordination of movements – not yet. Finally he managed to get up and go in the same direction, where he was going before, since the turn was very hard (I understand it). But then a miracle happened, porcupine was able to turn around and go… of Course, he immediately went to the bank to drink… Needless to say, the next night came to me already three porcupine?”