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The Best Bitchy Facebook Status’s

Bitchy facebook status’s.

20 Bitchy Facebook status’s

1. Ask me if I care, chances are I probably don’t.

2. You may have the power to text me, but I have the power to ignore it.

3. Love me or hate me, I’m still hitting you with a brick.

4. Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.

5. Any girl before me is a mistake, and any girl after me is a downgrade.

6. Silence means you are just not worth the argument….

7. Dont argue with me and then tell me to calm down.

8. You only talk behind my back becasue you dont have the balls to say it to my face.

9. Stop acting like you care, becasue you obviously don;t or you wouldn’t be doing the things you are doing.

10. I think I’m seeing double, becasue all the people I see around here are two-faced.

11. Why is it when I smile people think I am up to no good?

12. If you don’t like me remember its mind over matter, I don’t mind and you don’t matter.

13. I will never apologise gor who I am or what I believe in.

14. Really shouldn’t be surprised that you spread the rumours like you spread your thighs.

15. I don’t play ‘Hard to get’, I play ‘Never Gonna happen’.

16. Has a brilliant sense of humour, just loos at her ex!

17. Love me or hate me, at least you are thinking about me.

18. Speaks my mind…becasue it hurts to bite my tongue.

19. Heres a condom, wouldn’t want you making the same mistake your mum did.

20. People say you learn from your mistakes, so why arn;t you a genius by now.

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  1. xy

    On August 15, 2011 at 6:38 am


    LOL!!! This one’s big time:

    17. Love me or hate me, at least you are thinking about me.

  2. red_lips

    On August 15, 2011 at 10:59 am


    I super like this. It’s so funny and so true. LOL

  3. rikz

    On August 16, 2011 at 4:36 am


    Stop acting like you care, becasue you obviously don;t or you wouldn’t be doing the things you are doing. Its pretty obvious I think that you really dont care.

  4. killua

    On August 16, 2011 at 10:48 am


    If you don’t like me remember its mind over matter, I don’t mind and you don’t matter. I like this one

  5. touhid

    On August 17, 2011 at 12:26 am


    Love me or hate me at least you are thinking about me…wow its a superb comment…..lol

  6. gaam

    On August 17, 2011 at 2:24 am


    A very good article on Bitchy facebook status’s

  7. Greg

    On August 17, 2011 at 3:02 am


    Nice Bitchy Status. Guys love bitchy girls. LoL

  8. Rio

    On August 17, 2011 at 5:37 am


    I just like this “5. Any girl before me is a mistake, and any girl after me is a downgrade.”Wow!

  9. gmal

    On August 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm


    Ohh its very good things to keep in mind. Read it more than once.

  10. GDR

    On August 18, 2011 at 2:42 am


    Number five is dedicated to all the girls I Love before. They were just simply bitter.

  11. Margie

    On August 18, 2011 at 9:53 am


    I like no. 20 fits me perfectly.

  12. Allain

    On August 18, 2011 at 10:11 am


    I so love no. 7 its exactly what my husband does

  13. justine

    On August 18, 2011 at 10:52 am


    very entertaining quotes, love to post these on my wall

  14. gorio

    On August 19, 2011 at 4:00 am


    Am gonna share this quotes to my bitchy friends. Sure the love this.

  15. Rogerg

    On August 21, 2011 at 11:45 pm


    Love this bitchy quotes.. for sure lot of girls will post it to there walls…..

  16. RDG

    On August 22, 2011 at 3:50 am


    People say you learn from your mistakes, so why arn;t you a genius by now… LOL… people learn from mistakes but they still always commit the same mistake.. Idiot…

  17. Sam

    On August 27, 2011 at 11:36 pm


    I love all the bitchy quotes. Can you have more??

  18. mash

    On August 29, 2011 at 8:48 am


    I love the quote number 5,i will post it in my status.

  19. erah

    On August 30, 2011 at 12:29 pm


    All quotes are nice and cute. Post more so that i’ll post it in my status.

  20. haremas

    On August 31, 2011 at 7:34 pm


    Any girl before me is a mistake, and any girl after me is a downgrade. I love it.

  21. boya

    On September 2, 2011 at 2:32 am


    “You may have the power to text me, but I have the power to ignore it”.I’ve just post it in my status,and my friends like it so much.

  22. jelai

    On September 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm


    Love me or hate me, at least you are thinking about me.And you can’t sleep at night because you’re thinking on me.lol

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