Bitchy facebook status’s.
20 Bitchy Facebook status’s
1. Ask me if I care, chances are I probably don’t.
2. You may have the power to text me, but I have the power to ignore it.
3. Love me or hate me, I’m still hitting you with a brick.
4. Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.
5. Any girl before me is a mistake, and any girl after me is a downgrade.
6. Silence means you are just not worth the argument….
7. Dont argue with me and then tell me to calm down.
8. You only talk behind my back becasue you dont have the balls to say it to my face.
9. Stop acting like you care, becasue you obviously don;t or you wouldn’t be doing the things you are doing.
10. I think I’m seeing double, becasue all the people I see around here are two-faced.
11. Why is it when I smile people think I am up to no good?
12. If you don’t like me remember its mind over matter, I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
13. I will never apologise gor who I am or what I believe in.
14. Really shouldn’t be surprised that you spread the rumours like you spread your thighs.
15. I don’t play ‘Hard to get’, I play ‘Never Gonna happen’.
16. Has a brilliant sense of humour, just loos at her ex!
17. Love me or hate me, at least you are thinking about me.
18. Speaks my mind…becasue it hurts to bite my tongue.
19. Heres a condom, wouldn’t want you making the same mistake your mum did.
20. People say you learn from your mistakes, so why arn;t you a genius by now.