Astoninshing New Evidence on Obama Elegibility: Picture Shows He is a Replicant

I have never been slow to mention on my UK satirical blog Boggart Blog the ongoing controversy surrounding Barack Obama’s alleged inelegibility (I’ll just spellcheck that, it’s a bit of a brain twister – yep, alleged inelegibility, looks OK) to serve as President Of The Entire Universe And Everything Else Besides the U.S.A. To be honest as a British national I do not give a brass fart where Obama was born or who his real father might or might not be. It’s fun though to note how after decades of telling us how great they are Americans turn out to be incapable of vetting election candidates to make sure no such dispute arises.

The controversy over Obama’s origins continues however. Obie has spent millions of $$$ to avoid presenting his birth certificate or unsealing his school and college records. Thus while George W Bush was known to fall some way short of being the brightest pupil in his class, Bammy was hailed as a child prodigy (but we only have his word for it). 

As it would cost just a few dollars to get a proper, certified copy of his birth cert. (rather than a copy of his sister’s with his name amateurishly photoshopped in,) he must have something to hide. Is he a Manchurian Candidate? Is he the secret love child of Martin Luther King and Marylin Monroe? Is he a clone, created from genetic material donated by Little Richard and Martin Luther King? At last we feel we are close to knowing what his secret is. Real Street blog has identified evidence that Obama is not just not American but actually not Human.  What, for example, is that great long scar on the right side of Barack Obama’s head?

Real Street blogpublished a photo of Obama with their report that proves he is most likely a replicant (like in Blade Runner)

What’s The Huge Long Scar On Obama’s Head

The scar in question may be the result of an accident or an operation to correct a medical condition of course. But it is consistent with someone having their brain removed and a computer chip popped in there. So we have a right to know, as this is the man who could order the start of World War 3, WTF is going on?  Is Obama’s concealment of his past and all records relating to his life before he made that speech in 2004 to be sealed, these questions have must be asked. Is his failure to produce school records because he  has a manufacturers service log rather than school report forms? Was he supplied with a manufacturers certificate of compliance rather than a hospital record? 

There is more evidence at Real Street too. They have video showing how Obama stops working when contact with his control centre is lost. Has the secret of Obama’s hidden past been revealed at last?

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