Republicans may have some hope bursting forth soon due to the sheer ineptness of Michael Steele. Rush Limbaugh tried to emerge as the leader of the party but sadly did not have enough medication to stay on the podium the entire time. Sarah Palin is waiting in the wings for a legitimate run for the presidency in 2016. So what about Dick? The mastermind behind G.W., who was able to make deals, influence people and create a giant thumb in an attempt to rule the world may be coming to a currency near you.

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Cheney seems to have come full circle and is no longer acting as the Dictator Puppeteer, instead he is re-fashioning his political views to be far more moderate including the turnaround in allowable gay marriage and giving the states more choices in ruling themselves. One would think that this would mean he is trying to atone for his sins and looking for a way into the pearly gates and I think that would be correct except for the fact the pearly gates are at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Whether or not he left his AbLounger in the basement and Vice President Biden won’t give it back, or whether Cheney has his heart set on creating a new legacy apart from being the second fiddle to the Bush family, whoah-oah here he comes. So everyone needs to get ready, better yet, everyone needs to see everything Cheney does as part of his three year plan to run for President. This way, we can all feel like Agnus Nutter.