In Response to the Liberal Left

It has been suggested by Leftist Liberals (Lefterals) that because I am a “tea bagger” I: am a racist and hate President Obama because he is black; don’t know what the Boston Tea Party was about because I lack historic knowledge; am a Right Wing Conservative angry about the Republican loss of power in the last election and; am a gun toting, Christian zealot no better than a Muslim extremist.  Even the President himself has taken time to insult those Patriotic Americans who were exercising their Constitutional Right to protest. 

The battle between the Left and Right has increased in intensity in recent months.  The Lefterals currently hold the power and are taking advantage of that situation.  Anticipating President Obama’s slipping popularity and the growing anger and mistrust of the People will cost them their majority in the House and Senate, they are moving rapidly to implement their agenda.  As a result, the Left has resorted to name calling and mud slinging like schoolyard children aiming their attacks at anyone who dares to oppose their Fascist agenda. 

I decided it was only fair to examine their claims to see whether or not they have any merit when applied to me.  Remember, I am just a typical American like any of you.  I am reasonably well educated, live a lower-middle class lifestyle, and attend religious services, though. not as often as maybe I should.  But, for the most part, my life and yours are very similar in these regards. 

Additionally, I decided to examine their claims against ten of my closest friends and family members.  I figure that I cannot use only myself as a template as I could be the exception to the rule.  So I chose ten friends at random to examine against the Lefteral mud slinging.

Examining their first claim that I must be racist and hate President Obama because he is black.  There is one thing fundamentally wrong with that very statement.  President Obama is not black.  He is only half black.  He is also half white.  So, even if the Lefterals were correct in their assessment that I am racist, I would only be able to hate half of the man.  This, of course, is absurd.  Beyond absurd.  Which half am I supposed to hate, front or back, left or right, top or bottom, inside or outside?  It really isn’t possible to hate half a man, so even if I were racist, their argument just doesn’t hold water.