Plumber’s Butt
by An unflattering image that most people associate with plumbers…
By Jim Swettenham
(c) January 15, 2010
Now poor old Bob was a bit of a slob
Slightly ambitious, but out of a job
Big as a moose and strong as a horse
Bob enrolled in a plumber’s course
During the training good old Bob
Pulled on his pipe and twisted his knob
He learned that a plumber, if you please,
Wore his pants around his knees
So that when he was working at a job
A peak at his crack one could easily rob
Not that his butt cheeks were pretty things
Around his butt were imprints of toilet rings
The biggest day of Bobs life came
When course instructor called his name
Bob knew in the course he had made the cut
When Bob was told he had Plumber’s Butt
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Post Commentqasimdharamsy
On January 15, 2010 at 1:28 pm
goodddd
lillyrose
On January 15, 2010 at 1:55 pm
LOL…and yes I really did! this is top class humour, I loved it and the visual was a sight to behold!!!
first line, now poor of Bob was a bit of a slob. Should that be poor OLD Bob?
LoveDoctorLoveGoodBye
On January 15, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Great title. It caught my attention and I had to read it immediately. I agree with Lilyrose on that one. An excellent write and funny. You could visualize it too.
albert1jemi
On January 16, 2010 at 7:54 am
ha ha nice one
ken bultman
On January 20, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Peek-a-boo Bob. Funny stuff. Good rhyme and meter, too. I hope he don’t itch. Maybe that’s why plumbers don’t bite their fingernails.
Commercial Plumbers Melbourne
On February 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm
@ ken what did you mean with the last two words?