How to Use Mind Control on People

Okay so first off remember there is no such thing as magic (unless you believe there is). And the only way to control someones mind is to use psychology (unless you think otherwise). Anyways, I will be showing you how to control peoples minds into doing whatever you want them to do. Be warned this shouldn’t be used by people who don’t talk a a lot or have stage freight as it will be your downfall.

All right, on to the fun part. First find a target. This could be anyone from a child to a grumpy old bartender. Approach the victim and partake in some small talk. Always talk about happy things. If the person you are trying to control avoids these subjects and only talks negative then he won’t do you’re bidding. After some talking is done. Ask him or her to do a small favor for you such as directing you somewhere or handing you something. If they do this then they will be a suitable target as this small gesture will lead them to do bigger tasks for you. Also remember to be consistent in the way that you ask them by saying something like, “would you kindly.” or, “Progressively ask them to do bigger tasks for you but remember to do a favor or two of them as well. It is always good to have a way to say ,”could you do this because I helped you the other day.” Now you should have the power to make them do anything for you as long as you can say that you did something for them already.

Have fun with your powers and don’t make zombies take over the world! Peace out!

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