Humorous Thoughts on People, Phrases & Sayings. Some Maybe From in America
by An Article that Explores the Humor I Find in Things I Had Read & Heard in My Life.
Why are their 7 Dwarfs not 6 so if You Doubled them You get an even Dozen. How much in a Bunch, if we know 12 is in a Dozen. What do we call a Russian in a Hurry. What did Geronimo the Great American Warrior say if He Jumped out of a Plane. We say Geronimo Here in America as We Jump Out of a Plane A Gross is also a Quantity Count of 144 is that so Ugly. If the shortest Distance between two Points is a Straight Line, is that in Inches, Feet or Miles.
What is the Wing Span of a Monarch Butterfly or is that an African or European One. If a Dollar equals 100 Cents is that many Pennies for Your Thoughts like a 100 of them. what is that Nice Scent on the One Dollar Bill You sometimes get. Why is Madison Square Garden so Round and where is the Garden. There are no Fortune Cookies in China, it an American Idea.
Where is Davey Jones Locker and What is Inside after all these Years. Is the Cost of Living Exact and How does He or She Know How much Everything will Cost. is that with or without Tax. Do People that Live by some Body of Water do they Pay to the External Revenue Service. What does the K in Kellogg’s Special K Cereal stand for. What type of Doctor does a Doctor go to if He or She gets Sick. Where does a Dentist go also if He or She needs Dental Work. If He or She does the Dental Work by Themselves, Do they Bill Themselves.
If a Camel is considered a Ship of the Dessert, can it Float or Swim on Water. Did Sigmund Freud the Great Psychiatrist like Fried Foods. Where did the Number 101 come from as we use it as make believe place that doesn’t exist. What Happened to Smokey the Bear and Mr.Clean. Does Yogi the Bear like Yogurt and Yoga. Where is Booboo’s Booboo. Why was Rosie the Robot from the Jetson’s Cartoon so Cool. Did Elroy Jetson ever Grow Taller and did He ever get Older during the Cartoons Entire Run
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