10 People Who Will Never Understand That You are Broke

1. Your spouse/wife

Except one in a thousand that will take her time to understand you don’t have money, instead they are going to say you are no longer caring, or you’ve “lost your savor”. When all is well, they’ll crow with you, but as soon as it changes, you might have to redefine or modify your relationship

2. Your kids/Children

They are children and basically have low initiatives maybe that’s the only explanation for their non-understanding nature. Rather than explain to them that you are broke, go and borrow and meet their needs

3. Girlfriends

To show your love, you’ll have to prove it, to prove it you will have to buy something, to buy something you’ll have to use money, else you don’t love!

4. Concubines/Women friend

Remember there is no such thing as love in-between you, the bond is straightened by money, lack of which will bring the whole relationship crumbling, so why will they understand that you don’t have money?

5.Mother-In-laws and Father-in-laws

Its going to be a tug of war if they know you are broke, they are going to believe you are no longer interested in their daughter and conclude that maybe you started seeing someone else lately and that’s the only reason they feel will make you broke.

6. Your brothers and sisters

Should they know you are broke, they are going to feel and believe that it is just because you don’t want to assist them financially, that is the only reason they believe will make you broke.

7. Your Neighbours

Come on, you earn, don’t you? What happened to your salary, haven’t you got any savings? You are better not let them understand your lack, reason being they might use it to insult you and ask too many questions and you might have so many explanations to make, the question is why will you have to explain to them? What’s their business with you? They mustn’t know, surely they shouldn’t know you are broke.

8. Your friends

They end up making you feel some sort of guilt and you might end up having inferiority complex that can make you steal, you are better keep less friends so you will have less people to explain to.

9. Your landlord (Owner of your house)/Tax Collectors

No explanation is useful, why wont you have money, give ‘em what is theirs else there is going to be war.

10 Me.

Why will I believe you are broke when everybody else aint broke? Failure of your plans is your business, why will I believe you even had a plan?

I think the best thing is not to get broke and if you do, no one should know because no one will believe you. Funny as it is, you wont even believe yourself, after all its all your fault getting broke so conceal it!