10 Sure Fire Ways to Kill a Relationship

1. Always demand your way or the highway.  Never consider what your partner thinks.
2. Keep them in line by putting them down in front of friends and family.
3. Never compliment them on what they do for you or your family.  Never tell them how good they are at something.
4. Be sure to keep track of all the wrong that they do and remind them of it ever time you get into an argument.  Do not ever forgive them.
5. Buy things and spend your families money as you see fit.  Never consult them on a purchase.
6. By all means do everything you can to stay away from them.  Never spend quality time together.  Do your best to take care of all of your other interest and put time with them last.
7. Do not ever and I mean ever buy them cards, gifts and flowers for no reason.
8. Do not be polite and courteous or kind to them in any way.
9. Never be intimate with them and avoid it at all cost.
10. Say bad things about the ones that they care about the most.

Follow these guidelines and you are sure to live a life of complete self centeredness and will probably die old, lonely and completely bitter.