20 Signs That You are Having a Rocky Marriage

1. You kiss your spouse on stone lips.
2. You tell your wife that you are going to work and she just shrugs her shoulders.
3. You start walking farther and farther away. Your spouse would rather hold the hand of a monkey rather than hold your hand.
4. You start complaining about money matters. Your wife tells you to work the night shift as well as the day shift.
5. Your husband spends more time online than with you. He secretly starts looking at dating services.
6. Your wife tells you that she will be gone for an hour. Three hours later and she is still gone.
7. Your wife complains about your snoring, your bad breath, your appearance, and your manners.
8. Your husband stops wearing his wedding ring.
9. Your wife starts demanding that you do more housework. She refuses to cook meals for you.
10. Your husband starts talking in his sleep about a woman named Michelle.
11. Your fortune cookie says, Prepare for ominous developments. Divorce is forthcoming.
12. Your wife starts screaming at you if you do anything wrong.
13. Your husband complains about your cooking. He tells you that he wishes that his mother cooked all the meals.
14. You notice that there is a draft in the air whenever your husband comes home.
15. You fight offer who gets to use the shower first.
16. You ram your car into your husband’s car. You make sure that there is a big dent.
17. You notice that your husband is receiving a lot of emails. You find out that most of his emails are coming from Linda’s Dating Service.
18. Your husband grits his teeth whenever he sees you at home. He insists that he spend more of his personal time with his buddies.
19. You start seeing a psychiatrist on a weekly basis. You don’t worry about the expenses. You expect Mr. Good for Nothing to pay.
20. Your wife arranges a family outing that does not include you. She gives you a laundry list of things that have to be done in the house.

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