8 Things About Women

After a few months of intense relationship, a few quarrels and several times being misunderstood or being the one that misunderstood something I thought it might be the time to write a short text about my personal observations about women. Just in case someone find it useful.

1. What’s Wrong?

   The question a woman will never answer anyhow but “nothing”. Especially when the problem concerns you or your relationship.

2. Is it About Me?

   Another nice question. Naturally, this question will be answered “no”. Why? Well, if you insist and keep asking you will finally get an answer “it is about me”. Wich, naturally, mean – yes, is it about you. Beware.

3. Dramatism

   I believe many men will support me on this. Women will almost always try to be dramatic. This means avoid looking in your direction, looking amazingly sad and/or avoiding answering questions, especially when they are well-aimed. This dramatism also includes going out for a walk with no reason, locking herself in her room and putting mp3player on in order to look completely uninterested in what’s happening around. Everyone knows this attitude won’t solve a thing. Please – if you are a female reading this – don’t do that.

4. Happy Sadness

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   An amazing phenomenon. You may have noticed it already. How is it possible, that an hour ago she was with you cuddling and whispering that she’s so happy, and then after breakfast surprisingly, like a ghost, she don’t want to get near you and goes out with the words of “noone will care if I get knocked by a car” on her mouth.

5. You Prefer…  Than Me

   The blank space is for anything you are currently doing. Watching TV, playing computer games, reading, looking out of the window, eating, waiting for a call, brushing teeth, looking for car keys or going for a cigarette. The point is, I guess, to underline the assholery of you – bad bad person – a man, who, of course, has no feelings.

6. Be a Man

   It’s fantastic how women want a man, meaning a strong brute, and a cute toy at the same time. Funny, because this sort of mixture is completely impossible. It would be nice for her to realize it though.

7. You Don’t Mean That

   A phrase she’ll say every time you say something nice about her, or when you admit you did something wrong and you’re sorry. Anyone found out how to make them see honesty?

8. I Want to be Alone

   A simple example of the desire to be with you. Usually just an utterance. Yet sometimes it is needed to use a bit of force to be with her, to be later thanked for being close.

Those are just a few things that came to my mind lately. I know I may not be a genius to uncover those things, but I wanted to mark the fact, that women don’t make the lives of us – men – a piece of cake.

We have feelings too, you know?