Cheap Date, Not Cheap with Words

It has been said that men fall in love with their eyes and women fall in love with their ears. You have no idea how many men have failed to follow that cue. Need a little help with the females?      It’s no secret that most of us are cheap. We like to think that our good, charming looks is enough to make any woman anywhere fall in love. Dare to dream. Fortunately we have our words. Nabbing that hot date extends beyond the pickup line, which I seriously hope you don’t have to use to get her attention. Now the key is being generous with your words. You can be cheap anywhere else, even the date you take her on, but don’t be cheap with words.      Take her for an old-fashioned walk or hike in the woods. (The latter not recommended for those faint of heart.) Have the balls to be creative, not to be a big spender. Big spender=doormat. If you pull out the big guns too early, she’ll get used to you and your money. Now, knowing the right things to say is important, but I wouldn’t recommend quoting poetry or Shakespeare, unles you know for a fact that your girl loves that stuff. You’ll just come off as cheesy and phony and there’s nothing else that chases a foxy mama away faster than phony.      Make her laugh. You know you’re funny, so this is where a battle of the wits will come in a lot more handy than how much cash you can dish out in three seconds. If she’s still in school, this is the time to pull out that nerdy book of jokes. Don’t be shy! The worst that can happen is she doesn’t go on another date, but then why would you want someone who can’t enjoy a good hearty belly laugh every now and then?      So don’t be stingy with those derivative, function, supply and demand jokes. Go on a cheap date, but don’t be cheap with words. You’ll have her laughing so hard she won’t want to spend another minute without you!