Dealing with Your Lover’s Pregnancy

Rule #1: If an argument begins, quickly admit defeat and apologize. She’s just going to win anyways, so save you and her hours of pointless stress and aggravation.

Rule #2: pretty much just stay out of her way. You REALLY don’t want to stop her from anything right now.

Rule #3: if you’re waiting for an apology for something, just wait for her mood swing. It will come eventually.

Rule #4: Do NOT criticize what she eats. No matter how weird it is, act like it’s completely normal.

Rule #5: Keep the bathroom vacant as much as you can. Just go when you ABSOLUTELY NEED to.

Rule #6: Even if she’s ignoring you, spend time with her. It will put her in a better mood and reduce the chance of her getting mad.

There’s really not that much more to say right now. From here you’ll have to figure it out for yourself unfortunately, due to the fact that every girl is different. Good Luck!