Don’t Fart on Your Wife and Other Relationship Tips
by Some handy tips to a lasting relationship.
How in the f@(! do you women remember some of this s#!7! I know that my wife has dropped, in casual conversation, things that I said in passing months ago that I forgot 10 seconds after I said it. Hell, I’d forget what was on the grocery list for Walmart if the only thing on it was underwear! So how do you expect me to remember what I compared your eyes to the first night that we met? Or even 10 minutes ago?! Unless something like winning the lottery happened right before I said it or it was something easy like, “Your eyes are like squishy eyeballs.” don’t expect us men to remember anything more than we have met before and that we seem to be still be getting along since you are still talking to us. Anything more than that and you are expecting a lot, which means that if we do remember it, we had better get laid that night!
Everything that I have mentioned is just the tip of the iceberg, so expect more tips as I learn them and pass them on to you.
*(no monkeys were harmed in the writing and research of this blog)
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