Five Things That Will Turn Off a Guy

5 things That Will Turn Off a Guy
 

 
Turnoff #5 Monster feet
 
   I understand that some guys out there have a foot fetish. Foot fetish mostly consists of cute, petite, feet. If your girl has some gorilla toes then I don’t consider that a fetish I consider that beastiality. If your woman is wearing sandals all the time because women’s shoes are not made that big for her feet, you’re in some trouble. And ladies, keep in mind that doing your feet shouldn’t only be when you wear open toes, they should always look right!
 
Turnoff #4 Too much perfume
 
  Perfume, for those who didn’t know is best when you find the one that also blends with your natural body scent. Some women have the perfume game locked down, others… not so much. You got the oversaturated perfume chick, which is straight drenched like she was out in a thunderstorm. Why bother getting a drink when you can catch a buzz by just being around her? Please do not overdo it with perfume, it’s even worse when it’s a group of girls with the same one, I feel like I’m at Macy’s by the cosmetics section.
 
Turnoff #3 Mustache
 
 This is a top turnoff for all my Playas out there. That mustache – hate to break the news to you females but if you can see it, so can we. Sure you may assume we can realize that you have shaved it off and in some cases women believe it will grow in thicker, but let me tell you that’s a myth, there’s nothing scientifically proving such claims. So get over it, and get the shaving.
 
Turnoff #2 Manners
 
 How you suppose to have a conversation with a woman who has no manners? Take this scenario, you two kick it off and are connecting on many different levels but throughout the night for every drink sipped this girl becomes more and more potty mouth. Every other word that she spews is fuck this and fucks that. I’m all for a woman who’s “one of the boys” but when her vocabulary is more explicit than a stand-up comedian, it really turns me off. Think about it, which man is going to want you raising their kids?
 
Turnoff #1 Sticky Kitty
 
 As a guy, you will only encounter this traumatization when you are ready to “get it in” (pun intended). Ladies, you can be a dime piece x 10, believe me, nothing can save you, the man will be headed for the exit as if it’s a fire drill. Once again, it’s a matter of common sense, you can smell it, better believe we can smell it. I know women would like to believe that all men are dogs, but not all men are fresh out of prison. I actually heard of a story where some dude actually vomited. See, the thing is women are NOTORIOUS for good hygiene and when this fatal attraction shows face, all is lost.