Guys, Ten Signs That Let You Know When to Dump Your Girlfriend

It is time to move on when your date:

1. Stops catering to your every need…….. Poring your beer into frozen glass and feeding you in bed.  
2. When a full day pass and she don’t call …….just because you didn’t call
3. When she starts complaining about your habits…… snoring, laugh, etc.
4. When you become second to her girlfriends …you enters the room and she stays on the phone, making you wait.
5. When she is too busy to talk on the phone….she asks you to call back
6. When she gets too relaxed around you…..passing gas, itching, etc.
7. When she stops thinking before she talks……. Cut you off, correct you, or say awkward embarrassing things.
8. When she starts acting jealous…. demanding to know who’s on the phone or going through your phone.
9. When she starts showing her imperfections  ….letting you see her without make up and hair done.
10. When she stop putting on the best for you…..starts wearing those old under wear and crushed baggy PJ’s.

Start running. Keep running and don’t stop because you are about to be down- graded from a king to a slave. And if you hang around (too long), you are about to be trained. Train to become the perfect man-bitch. The next thing you will realize is that you are catering to her every need, and thinking that you’re the luckiest guy alive. Oh, and that sex crazy at the beginning? That’s the training tool, now you only get a piece of action on your birthday- if you are a good boy.