Hilarious Dating Deal Breakers

When entering in the dating world most people are only concerned with what they are going to wear and what they are going to do while on the date.  Well keep in mind that everything up until that date is crucial as some of my pollsters mentioned.  Should being crippled really make you undateable?

• Anything that is bedazzled such as Afflication or Ed Hardy clothing.  Don’t even show up if you plan on wearing something like this.
• Being an over-emotional pansy.  Women want macho, tough guys but I am not saying that sensitive isn’t a good thing as well.  Just don’t start crying every time she says something.
• Saying “dude” even once.  I could see how this could be hazardous to a date.  Come on you are not on a date with your friends try to use some manners.
• Stalking is totally unforgivable.  Even Facebook stalking.  Just don’t do it because it could be hazardous to your health as well as others.  It can even land you in hotter water than just with someone you want to date.
• Huge sunglasses are totally out.  When I see someone with huge sunglasses I am thinking that they should be carrying a purse with their miniature pet of some sort.  Please don’t show up at night with sunglasses either it just makes you look unintelligent.
• Lists are never a good idea for a date.  The elusive checklist should be something that you keep locked away up in your head not on paper on the table during your date.
• Sudden Arm Removal.  Yes someone actually said this.  Really?  Does being crippled mean you are never going to get a date?
• Farting is something that should be done in the privacy of your own home.  This should not be done on a date, ever. 
• Murder because killing someone has to be the worst thing and they are definitely going to tell you that when we first meet. Haha!!
• Stupidity is a major turn-off.  Yes I would have to agree that stupid people make for bad life partners but aren’t too bad for a first date.  In fact, if you are quite intelligent it can be almost amusing to the point of uncontrollable laughter.

I seriously laughed when I read some of these.  Really?  Who would of thought that murder might make you less attractive!!!  Haha!!  So men and women beware that some of the things that you think are totally okay or normal might really turn other people off!!!