Hormones: The Gentleman’s Guide to Happiness

The truth about women is that we enjoy the chase as much as men. Typically we like to toy with them a bit before we bite down. So I suppose in some aspects we do appear cattish. Omit the bulk that has been taught about women in text books that keep us appearing saintly. Let’s keep in mind that, at the heart of it all, women love to munipulate their surroundings to cater to their needs. If a man can’t see that over centuries of relationships between man and woman the female cannot seem to be content with the way a man is prior to marriage, then obviously the man is blind.

Even if you could locate one hundred cases not subjected to some munipulation, the bulk is still weighing heavily on the other side of the scale. The real issue with relationships is a bunch of foolishly filled fights that harp on in-laws, money, and dinner; ending in useless heartache. Men have mistaken these women to be severe cases of emotions or void of blood all together. The truth is women are somewhere between these two polar sites. All women are not worthless, though I am sure there are a handful of us than fall into that description.

Comments like these are abundant amongst men who have been brought down. So I feel I should suggest that men get off their high horse and realize that tales from fallen, fellow comrades should be utilized so others may learn from their mistakes. Women are not simple, which I gather you all recognize, and women do not follow one set of rules, which I find that some men have not the sense to grasp. Life is not fair, not all women will cottle you because past relationships went south. So as the women must overlook a man’s lust for “constant” companionship so must a man understand that after three wrong women doesn’t mean that the fourth, or whatever number you may be fumbling over, is as wrong as the first.

Hormones, I hate hormones. Due to hormones, this article will not stand against the male ego. Yes women cry, but men feel the same pain when relationships go south, and instead of crying they get angry or depressed. Another big difference is that anger and depression, the majority of the time, either turns to spite or carelessness and then they go out again and start drinking or socializing, or both. While the women take a serious shot at their self-confidence, or they become vengeful. Pray you don’t fall on that side of the tracks. Unlike a man, a women can harbor intense feelings of betrayal without a thought to distructiveness to oneself. Be careful to be clear and concise on why you need to break the relationship. This can be helpful on both sides and allow a healthy dose of respect. Maybe not immediately, but eventually when things cool down. So good luck to all single, not yet engaged gentlemen who seek a healthy relationship, or a fruitful dating environment. But don’t be too fruitful!