How to Ask Someone Out
by ;D.
- Pick the crush.
- Ask friends about him.
- If good things are heard, become his friend.
- Find ways to “accidentally” bump into him.
- Talk to him as much as possible.
- If feelings grow, give subtle hints. (Since these are basically ineffective, they are pointless, but still fun).
- After a good while (2-5 months) make plans on how to ask them out.
- Find common interests and make friendly, safe fun.
- When the time has come to reveal your feelings, go to Walmart.
- Purchase an orange.
- At school or work, spot him and with precise aim, chuck the orange at his head.
- When he shouts out in anger, flash him a smile.
- When he comes over, say, “Orange you glad I know how to make the guy I like feel special?”
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Post Commentcutedrishti8
On November 6, 2009 at 4:25 am
I liked point 3.
Themax
On November 6, 2009 at 4:28 am
all point accepted,Thank you
Hansika
On November 6, 2009 at 4:50 am
valid points…nice
giftarist
On November 6, 2009 at 8:21 am
Nice write..interesting!
K.Reshma
On November 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Nice written, very interesting
jimbob1
On November 10, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Orange you glad I stopped by to read your interesting list of dating hints???
jimbob1
On November 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Orange you glad I stopped by to read your interesting list of dating hints?
jimbob1
On November 10, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Orange you glad my last post got posted twice?
uberdude
On November 12, 2009 at 9:14 pm
lol I liked the last bit…
Authoress Terry E. Lyle
On November 15, 2009 at 2:17 pm
ATER I THROW THE ORANGE I’M GOING TO RUN LIKE HELL. LMAO