How to Capture a Woman’s Heart
by In modern times, young man would go all out to capture a woman’s heart. How and where it ends is a matter of luck and not necessarily your exclusive effort. But all this is the after effects. The first thing is to get her on your palm. How to do it?
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Don’t think, girls make themselves cheap and would fall at your feet just at a hand signal. A rare few may. They are the not-so-good-looking –variety and they would go head over heels and do whatever you want them to do. Some however would be real hard nuts. They are the so called bombshells or beauty queens who would walk with their nose up. If you offer them a drink or some snacks, they would hesitate at first but later finding you to be a spendthrift would make you spend money left right and centre. Have you really captured her heart? No, she won’t give you the slightest hint about it and make you run after her for hours.
But our scientists have come out with a novel and definite solution on how to attract a woman and keep her on your hold. Don’t ask, how scientists came into this field? Haven’t they something better to involve themselves in? True. But some scientists take on such projects which nobody wants to pursue. So, one Anthropology scientist from an University in Southern USA, had spent two years on this novel project – What makes a woman to get attracted to a man? Mind you, 2 years on a school boy like venture of this kind, is quite a lot. But then if a scientist says that he spent just 6 hours to invent so and so formula, the world wouldn’t believe him. People might even say, “This chap is a fraud and has copied someone else’s invention ! “ So, a reasonable period of time is a pre-requisite to earn an acceptance. Hence 2 years on the part of our Anthropologist. He claims he had interviewed some 2000 young women. And what’s his finding? Wait a minute. You can’t get the answer so fast. Do remember he had spent two long years and can’t you wait for 2 minutes to know what it is ! It will lose all its charm otherwise. Go to the next para.
“All you do is, cut a joke on yourself and she will feel tickled and fall for you pilot, plane and passengers.”
So, next time you are at a social party, do remember this angle. It would cost you nothing. But go to the party with a lot of jokes, such jokes which poke fun at yourself.According to the research, that’s what a woman is looking for in you, my dear fellow?’
“What if she doesn’t laugh at my jokes?” you ask. In which case, get her a drink of your choice OK?
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