How to Get a Date with a Stripper
by Have you ever dreamed of dating a stripper? With a little help from the expert ex-stripper Lana Knight, you can make it happen. This article clearly outlines the secret formula to success.
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How to get a Date with a Stripper – A Stripper’s Secrets Revealed
So you’ve fallen in love with a stripper? What man hasn’t? It might be hard for you to string a few words together in her presence, let alone consider asking her out on a date. But don’t lose hope. It is possible, but like all successful relationships you have to be willing to put in the work. You also have to be realistic about what you’re getting yourself into. She’ll no doubt draw a lot of male attention. So if you are the jealous type, a stripper girlfriend could turn out to be a huge mistake. You can never expect her to quit her job or change just because you want her to. You need to accept her the way she is, or look elsewhere for the girl of your dreams. If you believe a stripper girlfriend is the right fit for you, then read on. Here’s 7 tips to get you started:
1. First impressions
Never visit a strip club for the first time on your own, if possible. When you meet your goddess you want to prove to her you are not the usual type to frequent a strip club. Explain to her that your friends had to drag you there. If you come alone, she’s more likely to lump you into the ‘sleazy and desperate’ category. (After you have one dance with her, you can come alone in the future). Allow one week’s time to elapse before you return to the club. Any earlier and you will look desperate. Important note: Shower, shave and take pride in your appearance.
2. Arrive early
Now that you’ve rustled up a few mates to come with you, arrive at the strip club just after the doors open for the night. Plenty of strippers will be bored and hanging around talking before the night kicks off, so it will give you an opportunity to get to know her without spending a fortune.
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