How to Get Rid of Your Girlfriend
by There are various ways to leave your girlfriend without hurting her feelings
- First way is to start saying “I love you” a bit more often than normal, then day by day increase the dose, she will start to think that you might want to bring the relationship to the next level. And bang she leaves you.
- Second way is to become hyper-sensitive, meaning you have to start to express emotions a lot and in a very dramatic way, for example; while you watch a sunset together you start saying “… oh how beautiful, it reminds me of my family and all the people I love and you…” at this point you shed a few tears. By the forth time she will leave you, trust me.
- For younger people who are still in college or high school a good tactic is become a sort of geek, like you start to join comic book clubs or other stuff like that, when you have joined about three clubs she will start to have second thoughts
- This tactic is for both young and middle aged. The dance, many women believe in the dance, so if you dance well you attract women if you dance like a moron you do the exact opposite, they go away. This one is not full proof though, it has a 60% success rate, so you may want to ad this one to the others just to ensure you loss.
- The fifth one is relatively simple, you just have to become self centred “bastard” , basically think only about your pleasure and not hers, become more selfish. This one tends to work very well.
- This one is not used to send girlfriends away but mostly to annoy them, but some morons did it a bit too much and lost them. Here you change a few things, like you change your deodorant to one that she absolutely hates, you change order of things around you house, you just do little things that frustrate her, its quite fun actually.
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Post CommentJenny Pavon
On September 10, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Haha i really enjoyed your article. You should check mine out, its about the complete opposite, tips on how to make your girl happy:]]
Max
On July 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Heres a good way to get rid of her go to petsmart and get a bag of rabbit grass and then go to the store and get a big baggy and some smaller ones oh and you need a scale for effect. You take the rabbit grass on her her kitchen counter and roll up several ounces of the stuff and conveince her youll be going into the drug business and that youll be dealing it in the neighborhood so she might get arrested for being an accomplis This only works If she dosnt smoke the stuff. If she does smoke the stuff tell her you met this great police officer and you too will be hanging out together and that you really feel you can talk to him about anything then every now and then come up with a story about how fun it is to talk with him. well lord knows Ive tried several things myself so Good Luck!!
Are you kidding me?
On October 29, 2008 at 5:58 pm
How do you get a woman to leave you even after you do all those things? I have went even further than those suggestions, like putting a profile on match.com and not erasing the history so she will find out. Oh and she did. Text messaging other women when the cell phone plan is in her name so she wont miss it. Oh and she didnt. How about her finding out your sleeping with another woman. Oh she found that out too and still wont leave. How about sleeping on the couch every nite and not saying goodnite or i love you. Yep done that too still not working for me. Hmmmmm… how about standing six inches from her face and telling her you hate her fu–ing guts and you wish you never met her. That should do it huh? Nope still here.
Signed, sincerely
WTF…
Nofal Elias
On October 31, 2008 at 6:44 am
My tactic is slightly different, first annoy her, step one in your article works as well, then, say very nasty thing, but then few days later start to apologize and start chasing her and the more you do the further she goes away, 2-3 weeks later, bang there is no return.
It worked with me few times.
Oafman
On November 11, 2008 at 5:58 am
here is a really easy way, have sex with her sister!
Bob
On November 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Very to the point. not bad.
Belaunde
On November 27, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Jenny Pavon ???
Eres venezolana y estuviste unos anos en el colegio Franco Peruano?? Tu papà fue embajador en lima, no?
Pues yo soy Elena; Te acordaras de mi??
Navega por Facebook si eres tu!!!
tom farone
On November 27, 2008 at 9:59 pm
punch her in the face as hard as you can.. she wont return i swear
Mila
On December 31, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Tell her that you will call her at an arrange time, and never call her, do it many times, and she will start to believe in you and eventually will leave you
DANIEL FLORES
On February 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm
well to get rid of your girlfriend it’s easy but not to hurt her feelings it’s alot harder, first off do number 1 in this article, second don’t go 1 second without checking up on her, third off be really jealous wit her and bring up the past, another way is to tell her to show up some were and call her at the time you told her to be there and tell her something very important popped up and to leave that for some other day, when you talk to her on the phone hang up on her and if she calls you back dont answer hahaha
hue
On March 28, 2009 at 4:13 am
So is there anyone who can tell me how to get rid of someone who really loves me and respect her allot?
busy_man
On April 5, 2009 at 2:38 am
how about get 2 jobs, one permenant job and one temporary job for a few months (don’t tell her that though) preferably swing shift so you end up coming home at late hours of the night, or graveyard so you have to wake her up to go to work every day… hell, maybe a weekend job too. and don’t talk about anything except work! don’t give her access to the money either or she might start to like the idea. eventually she will get tired of you not being around and lose interest in you. hey, you come out with a bonus check too!
Ravee
On April 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
The best way to get rid of a girlfriend is to start telling lies. Lies after lies.Then the next step is to be unhygenic and start smelling.This two would help anyone. If still unsucessful if she has a middleaged mother start making adnvances to her. Oops there she goes. I know it is cruel but there is no other go!!
Jumpy
On May 2, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Start asking her if shes cheating on you every single day, She will get so annoyed and pissed and will eventually leave
john
On May 5, 2009 at 7:58 pm
snuff her
bill
On May 25, 2009 at 8:48 am
shag all her mates
Seany
On June 15, 2009 at 3:37 am
Jus shoot her in the heart! n burry her body in her own backyard!! haha!
naaa…
Jus b straight up … She’d hopefully get it..
Most girls prefer guys to b upfront..
Have a sitdown or something… works..well at least to normal girls!
talkpoliticsandreligion
On June 29, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Talk about politics and religion constantly around her. Make sure you flirt with other women openly, talk about how pretty another women is that looks nothing like her, like different colored hair and eyes. Tell her how much her family disgusts or annoys you. Never argue with her and don’t ever allow her any make up sex if she is trying to use sex to keep you around. After a week of this you should be home free, unless she is a true psycho with no self esteem and in that case just say bye, leave, change address and phone numbers.
kruzman
On July 3, 2009 at 6:49 am
That was an absolutely wonderful read. Though I took a different angle for this same article here below.. Being a freak is fun… isn’t it? LOL
http://www.loverslawn.com/10-tested-ways-to-get-rid-of-your-irritating-girlfriend/
to the point
On July 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm
or might you just say “its not working out – my feelings have changed. I am breaking up with you. you will do fine, you are a good person.”
Anything wrong with just being honest? geeez, what a bunch of liars.
annoymous
On July 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm
tell her you somehow caught herpes but dont know how cause you been faithful but she will never believe it.
freeman
On September 12, 2009 at 8:52 pm
i say shoot the b**ch
Ross
On October 19, 2009 at 9:54 am
Plant drugs on her and call the cops
andy
On November 30, 2009 at 2:22 am
dude seriously except the last two, if i would do the other ones my gf would go crazy about me. i think you ways really suck for me. the problem actually is that no mather what i would do wont solve my problem!!! thanks anyway
Ladies man
On December 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
Just go in a mood with her for no reason. The timescale is different for every girl but the longest its took me is 2 week then she tells you to go. great n easy.
nikie
On January 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Have sex with her sister!!!!!!!!!
the perfect one haha….
Pooria
On May 6, 2010 at 11:01 am
There are 2 nice tips:
1- Have less communication with her
2- Show her that you are interested in your hobbies more than her
I have tried both of them and got rid of lots of girls
GD
On September 18, 2010 at 3:30 am
Best way to get rid of a g/f is to make her want to leave you. How, you ask? It’s easy, most bpd types need the s_x and need to feel loved. So just feign impotence, can’t get it up, act frustrated. It’s difficult, but not impossible to force yourself to Not be in the mood. It worked perfectly for me – after about a month, she left the relationship and I never have been happier. The best part – she won’t want to come back, ever. And she won’t be bothering you at all.
charlie
On February 24, 2011 at 9:20 am
what if she threatens u ???/ i mean at times i think if i break up with her she might cut my Jacobs off .. and she make you guilty to be in a relation and she is a complete lunatic..you know what while i am writing this i just realized i am so screwed .. please i need some help ..