How to Meet Girls
by At the end of the day “Earth girls might not be easy,” but they are available.
Divide and Conquer
You may have noticed that young girls travel in packs while more mature women usually go out in two’s and three’s. Do not let their numbers intimidate you. They are much more approachable in such a format, particularly if you do not bring your buddies along. As a single male you will not intimidate them and chances are that one or more of them will welcome your attention. You just have to discern which one(s) and hopefully the feeling is mutual.
Do not focus all your attention to a single member of the group until after the majority has accepted you. Those ignored to soon in the process will be jealous of their best friends good fortune and torpedo you (really her) at the first opportunity. Women are jealous of other women in any context but especially where a man is concerned (ladies, she is not your girl friend when a guy shows up).
And what do you say? Try hello! There is no script and no slick lines. One of them will have a mouth and say something in reply. Play off of it and remember to talk to all of them. Before long one or more will validate their interest and hopefully she is the one you like also. Ask to see her again. The rest will happen by itself.
One On One
The basics are easy. Don’t follow her, don’t corner her and don’t invade her space. A girl that feels safe is a girl you can meet. Make her uncomfortable and you can forget it. Be casual and do not stare into her eyes at close distance (or any other attribute you find alluring). You are that soft-spoken, kind-hearted, decent guy from the movies. Go ahead say something to her.
Don’t you dare say something off-color you dope. Say hello and don’t forget to smile. You will receive a response ranging from; I want to have your baby (group one – be careful), @#*#-off (group two – you didn’t pay attention), or hello (group three – go for it). Be honest, tell her you just wanted to talk and meet her. See where it leads. Maybe nowhere, there are no guarantees. But given that you have three billion chances at this you will meet some of them. And hard as it is to believe some of them will be glad to meet you.
At the end of the day “Earth girls might not be easy” but they are available.
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Post CommentLindalulu
On October 13, 2008 at 8:56 am
Very informative.
Alicia Wind
On October 31, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Haha! so, tough luck or good luck. Out of that three billion she might like you’, she likes you and she doesn’t like you kind of thing—-which one did u apply for urself?
Anyways, very cool. I was entertained from the start till end.
R J Grant
On November 1, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Heart,
Let’s see….Hummmm
Group #1 – I’m down to about 99,800 and only 3 psychotics.
Group #2 – I’m down to about 1000 – when they hate me, they really hate me.
Group #3 – I stopped working on it 20 years ago when I got married, but I had put a good dent in it : )
Seriously – Glad you were entertained.
Grant
Good chances
On November 8, 2008 at 6:28 am
I definatly was happy after I read this article.
Now I am looking for group one people… but there are definatly less of those around me… so I just grapped a girl from group three 
I already know all of group two.. so my chances must be gooooooooooood
• A million women out there that like you on sight (want you)
• There are another million that hate your guts on sight (they
don’t want you)
• And the other three billion are undecided (they might want you)
R J Grant
On November 8, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Good Chances,
That’s the whole point. Just say hello and some of them will say “Hey”, back to you.
Grant
leannehume
On March 1, 2009 at 4:02 am
Lol! You know speaking from a womans perspective, you def have all the groups spot on. You are right maybe we are hard work Lol!Good article!