How to Seduce a Woman

Useful phrases:

´I´m gonna slash my wrists.´

´I´m sorry, but if you can´t understand why Tokio Hotel is the best band ever, then it´s because you don´t know that these 12-year old boys have experienced a true pain. You don´t know anything about it. I am sick of you! Let´s make out.´

´Thank you for showing me that picture of a cat with a crushed head. I finally understand what Kundera meant by the unbearable lightness of being. But now it´s really time to slash my wrists. Or make out. Or slash my wrists.´

Type 4: The Rappah

You are a rappah. You must never forget that a girl will never be anything else but a ´bitch´, ´bizzle´ or ´ho´ to you. You are a merciless gangsta, breast-fed by the ghetto Bangor, Maine, where cats go to sleep with the echoes of gunshots and where ´homies´ fall down faster than tears on your mike. You also rhyme a lot. And surely the cops are after you (that´s what makes you so attractive).

Useful phrases:

´Yo yo, me was listening to da radio and me is don´t no longer thinking that Eminam is da gangsterst of dem all. He don´t know about the tough life down here in da Bangor streets. Word!´
´Yo yo, come here ho, I was playing something on my stereo, these words represent my flow. Like Santa goes HO-HO-HO I will cap your bro if you don´t let me go. Po! There´s something else you should know – if you act like a fag, you´ll end up in a bodybag., so don´t be selling me no crack, cause this crap is whack.´

And that´s all there is to it! Seducing a woman has never been easier.