How to Talk to Women Without Your Mind Ever Going Blank

Erm, I can’t think how to start this article. Errrrr…oh! You know when you’re talking to a woman and your mind goes blank? That’s annoying, huh? Yeah. Erm. Anyway, seya!

That little intro is an example of mind-gone-blank syndrome, which is something a lot of men suffer from when they talk to women. They speak for a minute, then they just can’t think of a damn thing to say that won’t sound completely forced and boring. So let’s look at a little action plan that you can use to stop this from happening to you the next time you find yourself in conversation with a pretty lady… I mean a hot girl.

Tip #1: Learn some great stories

Preferably, make them your own. Don’t just create them like works of fiction. Think about great times you’ve had or unusual experiences from your past and create short, engaging stories out of them. Aim to have 5 locked in your head. For example:

“I was in this bar with my friend once and there was a sign on the wall that the nutty owned had put up saying, ‘No caps, hats, or helmets’. Anyway, my friend is bald…completely…and he wears hats all the time. He’s got one on. The owner tells him to take it off, but he says no, I won’t take it off. The owner gets all up in his face, irate and all. Why not? He yells. Because I’m bald and this hat takes up the same amount of physical space as a large haircut…that’s why! The owner didn’t know what the hell he meant, so he explained it to him in some detail. The owner thought he was just joking because he was drunk, but he was deadly serious…he felt he had a point. I was just sitting there like this…mouth wide open. It was one of the best things I’ve ever witnessed. Such a crazy argument.”

Don’t make the stories too long. Pack them with details and include a joke or two, or better yet, make the whole story sort of funny. If not funny, then make the story emotional. Like, talk about a road trip you went on with your friends and all day you were all arguing in the car and throwing stuff and wishing you hadn’t come and all. Then, right at the end of the day, you parked up in the middle of bloody nowhere and it was deadly quiet. No one was speaking, but not because you’d fallen out. There was this stillness in the air. The sun was setting and the clouds were glowing orange and almost purple. You all sat down together and from that point on the trip was incredible. You get the idea.