How to Treat Women (for Men Only)

Now, if you’re reading this, don’t take all of this to heart. It’s really just a rough guide if you’re having trouble with women.

1. Firstly, corny pick up lines are the worst thing you can do with a women. They won’t take you seriously, and they’ll just knock you back so far you won’t want to get back up. Here are some that you should never, never use, under any circumstances when trying to talk to a women. “What’s got 142 teeth and is currently subduing the incredible hulk?” “My zipper” or this one “girl, you must be a fart, because you blew me away.” just try to strike up a conversation with the girl, and if she’s not interested (she’ll probably give subtle hints if she isn’t) just try another girl; one will probably be interested in you.

2. Secondly, if you’re going to ask a girl out on a date, make sure you’re the one telling her where you’re going. I know this may sound stupid, but women like men who are organized and take care of things themselves, they will be impressed. If you ask them out, they say where would we be going, and you’re stumped, they will not be impressed at all. So just have an idea of where you’re going, or say give me your number, and I’ll call you. It really will save you hassle.

3. Next, if you’ve been with a girl for a long time, take her out on a treat. You know something subtle, something that she’ll like but wont suspect. And, if that doesn’t work, try just getting her a present, something she wanted but couldn’t get herself, she’ll adore you for it. (But don’t do it too often, she’ll just get used to it and wont care. that is the last thing any man wants in a relationship.

4. Keep her guessing. If she doesn’t know what’s coming next, she’ll get a thrill of it and find her relationship more of a thrill

5. Spend quality time with her. Any spare time you can, meet up with her, make her feel like she’s the only thing that’s special in this world, and you would spend every minute with her if you could. Plus, this goes without saying, but give her some space, don’t give her too much attention or else she’ll get freaked out.

6. If your out on a first date with a girl, make sure you don’t screw up. 7/10 times the first impression you give a girl, that’s the impression they take away with them. Just make sure you play it cool, make sure you act like a gentlemen, and pay any bills that might come up during the evening.

7. Don’t force yourself onto a girl. If you know she’s not interested, take the hint, and move on. If you do, she might tell her mates that you’re a weirdo and then you’ve lost out on another 2 or 3 chances. You have to think about these things logically.

The final tip, number 8. Just be happy. If going into a relationship was work, we’d expect to be paid for it. But no, it’s a privilege to be with the perfect women, so make sure a relationship doesn’t feel like a chore.

Thanks for reading.