How To Woo Her
Want to go places with a girl or boy? Use these top tips to get their blood pumping and their thoughts focused on you.
- Play the song she’s be humming all week,
- Light candles and fuse the normal lights,
- Open one window and gain silence bar the music,
- Lay her favorite meal,
- Lay her favorite drink,
- Buy her a WOW! present,
- Rehearse some famous romantic poetry,
- Rehearse some funny jokes,
- Spray your mouth and brush your teeth,
- Tense your bottom,
- Put a tiny bit of make-up (hardly noticeable)
- Wear her favorite deodorant.
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On January 31, 2008 at 11:18 am
Im going to be using this!
Grrr!
On February 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Mickey, numero uno, you don’t know any gurls that would fancy you, so how could you publish this unless you did? Numero dos – bottom tensing? I mean, ew! And stop posing comments as yourself, it’s dumb
Rock on
On February 5, 2008 at 12:45 pm
wow
Lila
On February 13, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Dull, so dull. You know these are so cheesy and obvious they’ll just gt a gurl 2 slap u from one side of da room 2 da other?
Nice
On October 27, 2008 at 3:03 am
Nice.