If You See Her Face in a Crowded Place, Here’s What You Do.
We’ve all been there. You see this angel out there in the crowd and she makes your heart stand still. You bite your lip because you just don’t know what to do. Well, how about trying these out-of-the-box stunts. Who knows? You just might come up with something.
Yes, we’ve all been there at one time or the other. Thats what makes the song a masterpiece, isnt it? Most guys (and even some girls!) identify with the message. Many times things are even more frustrating. She smiles at you, way out there and even winks!
Youre rooted to the spot and you just wish some kind of science fiction space craft could teleport you from here to there!
Well, wishes aren’t horses, buddy! So dont just stand there ogling at her and wasting time on useless wishes.
Be a man! Do something!
How about grabbing your holster and bringing out the nearest weapon? Could be a camera phone, a digital camera, whatever.
Just pull it out, take a careful aim and fire!
How about that? Did you get a good shot? You did? Great!
How about you, you didn’t? Well, take a deep breath and give her your best smile. Chances are that shell smile back. Take another aim and keep steady this time. Dont let your emotions get the better of you. Rein em in! Be a man! Steady on, and, bingo!
That should do!
Now see what you’ve done! Isn’t she beautiful? It sure is better than nothing. At least you have something to hold on to, not just a vague, ephemeral memory.
But really, it doesn’t end there. Its time for some e-espionage!
You could become an amateur private e-dick or you could employ the services of a pro. Either way, youll need an e-dark room and its Macromedia Studio to the rescue! A skillful handling of Photoshop and Fireworks should carve out an explosively sharper imager of her.
Next is to put her in your Facebook, Hi Five, MySpace, Friendster and any of such network friendship and social utility web sites that connect people with friends and others who work, study and live around them.
Now get your imagination on the fast track and post something heart-wrenching and realistic along with her photo. Let your network of friends leverage on their inter-networks and help you search for her.
That could burgeon out into an awesomely immense network of people and who knows, you might just be lucky.
The beauty of this is that even if they dont find her, a look-alike could find the idea romantic and reach out to you.
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Gerlaine
On February 27, 2008 at 9:13 am
Are you a psychologist? Cause you sure did glimpse into the heart of a woman in this one.
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