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Mail Order Husbands: Finding Mr. Right, Right?

With so many men finding mail order brides I wondered if women had the same option.


While researching for my article on mail order brides I got to wondering if there were any sites offering male order husbands. After all, it seems like fair should be fair and if a middle age balding man can find with a beautiful blonde sexy woman named Ona, then shouldn’t a middle aged spreading woman find a nice looking beefy male called Ari or Sven? Of course she should! And so my search began.


There didn’t seem to be much in the way of mail order husbands sites out there which was kind of disappointing given the number of mail order sites available to our mail counterparts. However, all was not lost as I did come across one site for mail order husbands.


Ladies I have to tell you if you are tired of being lonely and looking for a husband or simply want to turn in the old model for someone new and different this may just be the site you have been looking for.

The men on this site can only be described as truly unique and interesting. Their looks are ….well simply indescribable. You will have to see them to believe them.


There profiles really caught and held my interest. Here a few tidbits from a few of these profiles to really give you an example of the quality of men that is available out there.


“Live in a crappy basement apartment and am interested in going somewhere sunny.”


“I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make occasional trips to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”


“I got booted off for cyber stalking but I am better now.”


“Ever drank paint thinner?”


And these quotes are just from the cream of the crop! If that isn’t enough to get your juices flowing or you can’t choose which of these delightful men to share your life with you can take the compatibility test and they will instantly match you up with the man of your dreams. Bad dreams that is!


While this is a delightful and amusing website I wouldn’t recommend it for any woman who is seriously searching for the man of her dreams unless her dream is too be paired with someone on death row or soon to be there.


So for now ladies, I guess we will just have to be content with the husbands and boyfriends we now have. Unless you really are dying to take a ride on the wild side!

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  1. Christine Ramsay

    On January 29, 2010 at 7:25 am

    I can’t believe that men actually expect to find a husband with credentials like these on offer. A very amusing and well written piece.


  2. Christine Ramsay

    On January 29, 2010 at 7:27 am

    Oh dear! I meant ‘men actually expect to find a wife’. Sorry about that.

  3. bailieman

    On January 29, 2010 at 11:51 am

    Brilliant. I am going to set up the Irish Men Make Great Husbands site only a small fee involved.

  4. Ruby Hawk

    On January 29, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Well, phooey I thought you were onto something, Martie. Guess that won’t work huh?

  5. Jenilia12

    On January 29, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    Good post.
    Thanks to share this one.

  6. albert1jemi

    On January 30, 2010 at 1:13 am

    very good share

  7. Val Mills

    On January 30, 2010 at 1:40 am

    I just can’t stop laughing! What a wonderful piece to read over my pre-dinner wine. Thank you!

  8. VTech

    On January 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Nice one , Thanks for sharing

    What you think about it ?

  9. jessica

    On July 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Hey, I hope you all know that the site she’s talking about is a fake one. You don’t have to look hard to tell… even the site tells you it’s a fake!

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