Men are From.. Where Exactly?
by Being with my boyfriend, Cody, for nearly five years has shed some light on those crazy little relationship problems we all sweat too much. These are some tips from my experience on how to have the best time ever with that person you choose.
Tips on Keeping It Worth It
It seems like we spend most of our time trying to understand them, accept them, make sense of them, or just staring at them in horror..
The opposite sex is just a mystery that no one will ever fully figure out.
Men will never be one step ahead in the relationship, as a woman’s mind is continually changing, and women will never know what the hell to do because we just can’t appreciate the blunt, straightforward nature of our men.
But as they say, you can’t live with them…You get it.
I’ve been with the same guy for 4 1/2 years, and here’s a few things I’ve learned along the way.
1. Don’t overdo the pet names!
They will come on their own, if they come at all. They’re not for everybody. Whenever I hear a grown man out in public being called “pookie bear-bear boo boo,” it makes me want to punch puppies. And I don’t ever punch puppies.
2. Let him be a man.
He will fart. He will burp. He might even do said things ON you..
At least he’s comfortable enough with you to be his true, disgusting self.
And if he wants to watch the game and drink beer with his frat-tastic buddies, don’t castrate him.. He’s just a guy.
3. Let her be a woman.
By the same token, let us be, fellas.
You won’t understand what we want, but I’m here to tell you.. It’s a lot of different things.
We like to be comfortable and sexy all at the same time.
We want your attention and we don’t want your attention.
We like surprises, but only the good kind.
We like to give you surprises too.. We’re not selfish, we just don’t think you deserve it sometimes.
Any questions? 
4. Play stupid games with each other.
And don’t laugh if she “just can’t see a damn thing” when she tries to play Halo.
..Oh and don’t get pissed when she’s better at beer pong. She probably will be, that’s just how this crazy world works.
5. Dont Hate.
Sometimes during a fight its really tempting to throw something at him ladies, and guys it may seem like a good idea to strangle her.. but that helps nothing.
Save the “bitch” and “bastard” comments.
Call each other something ridiculous during the middle of a disagreement and see how far it can go after that.
My boyfriend once called me a cooter-flap…you can’t not laugh at that.
6. Compliments. Compliments. Compliments.
Who doesn’t like to be called Big Man StudPants?
7. Sit back and laugh.
You never know what the future holds.. wasting time being upset is not an option for me anymore. Since I discovered that, the little annoyances don’t mean anything
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