Men: Women You Should Avoid When Dating Online
by This article is a general interest piece for men on which types of women to be aware of when going online dating.
The Mama’s Girl
This is a type of gal who is almost always on the phone with her mother, asking her for advice on how to treat a man or how to charm the heck out of him. She’s was brought in a home, where she and her mother had and still has a close bond with each other. Her mother told her to act like a lady and hold her own no matter what. The gal is also an active churchgoer (self-explanatory.) She also likes to go the extra mile to please her man and like to take it slow in the bedroom.
Why you should stay away: Even though she will treat you like the king – whether you deserve it or not – she will keep it “nice and clean” in the bedroom. Since she wants to have sex after marriage, she’ll have you “pleasing” yourself with old porn movies until you do put a ring on her finger. In other words, she will always be asking her mother for advice – even when you both are married. Let’s not forget the “Christian sex” part.
How to get rid of her: Tell her you’re a perverted, orgy-loving, atheist who likes to watch porn every hour on the hour.
The Anorexic
Dating an anorexic – online or offline – is an uneasy thing to do. Sure, you’ll save money on meals, when you both eat out, but you’ll be constantly worrying about her health. One day she’ll eat a whole hamburger and the next eat a half hamburger.
Also, she’ll be constantly leaning over the toilet – retching and complaining about the horrible pains in her stomach. Of course, you want to help the poor soul but she’s unwilling to seek the help she needs.
Why you should stay away from her: Because you’ll feel guilty all the time about eating around her. You might feel so guilty you’ll become an anorexic…and that’s not a good thing!
How to get rid of her: Tell her you like 500-pound women who can eat themselves into a heart attack or stroke.
The Workaholic Female
Dating a workaholic female is like dating a robot with a twat. Seriously, she’s at her medium to high-paying desk job all the time, crunching a Fort Knox-load of numbers and words ten to twelve hours a day.
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Post CommentS M Blomker
On March 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Interesting article, I guess I should be lucky that I have a good man because I think trying to date at my age is a waste of time. Exspecially when it comes to men who think to much about the crazy kinds of women out there looking to get whatever they can from a man…..LOL….well, good luck with ur article.
lmperciv
On March 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Article needs some editing for spelling and grammar, but it clearly comes from the heart (or some wounded body part).
I like the referral to the anorexic women — too often this is neglected, along with the personality that accompanies such aberrant behavior.
Where would you suggest meeting decent women? The ones you describe also exist offline as well.
Ometrick Carson
On March 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Dear Imperciv,
I would suggest meeting women (good women) you already know, or women that are obviously not the ones described in the article – online or offline.
Dear S M Blomker,
Thanks for the comment.
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On February 25, 2010 at 7:36 am
Having a standout personal add will likely give online daters avalanche of responses and I agree if an online dater want his or her dating a success he or she must avoid using cliche or worn out descriptions. Thanks for sharing this helpful tips.