Men: Women You Should Avoid When Dating Online

When she’s comes home, she’s so tired that she can barely stand – or keep her eyes open long enough to greet you with a bedroom treat (the San Francisco kind of treat.) She may still lover you, but don’t have the stamina to show it – even on her days off from work. Even then, she’s still working.

Why should you stay away from her:  You’ll spend many nights alone at home thinking about how you can “get some” from her. You’ll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, and looking after her whining, mess-making rugrats, if you or she has any. Kids are a blessing to have but all parents, including you, need some free time.

How to get rid of her: Tell her you’re a mama’s boy that likes his woman to cook, clean and sex him all night long.

The Psycho Female

Avoiding dates or close encounters with psycho females should be self-explanatory, but here it is. Dating a psycho female is an uneasy frightening thing to do because you’ll ever know what she’s capable of next. Yes, it’s all well and good when you both meet for the first time, but down the road, the waters will become deeper and blacker…for you and her!

That’s when she suddenly falls in love with you, although you don’t share the same feelings as she does. Psycho love is a world away from “puppy” love. In fact, psycho woman love takes “puppy” love to a whole another level.

First, she’ll hang around you almost all the time. Then, she calls you 20-40 times a day, and finally, she wants to be with you forever. If you accept her invitation, you will have a woman, but best believe it will be hell living with her.

Who knows? One day, she might become so upset over something she will kill, then herself. Murder-suicides always make good news – except when you’re one of the victims!

Why you should stay away from her? Unless you want to become a living, breathing version of the movie, “Misery (1990),” you should stay away from her at all costs! Plus, women with mindsets like these DON’T REALLY LIVE YOU. They love a certain thing about you – whether it is your face, your hair, or a certain body part.

How to get rid of her:  Give her a fake home address and a fake cell phone number – making it almost impossible for her to reach you. Another alternative is to move out of town and live like a mountain man.

The Goldigger

Lastly, you should stay away from goldiggers, or women that jump from money man to money man. Dating a female of this personality would be all right if she were digging for her own gold…not yours.

She’s the type of woman that won’t even give you a friendly glance, unless you look and dress like you have some dough on you…or in the bank. Neither is she the one that likes to be fooled by well-dressed, broke men. She will find eventually find out what worldly possession you really have and don’t really have. When she finds out that you’re as broke as a joke, she’ll drop you like a hot plate on a lonely, Arizona interstate and roam the country for greener pastures.

Why you should stay away from her:  If you’re not as big of a spender as she, hook her up with a few colleagues or friends who the company of love high-maintenance women. It’s her loss and not yours, if she can’t see past worldly goods. Eventually, they will get tired of her selfish, money-flushing ways and tell her to hit the road, in a not-so-friendly way.

How to get rid of her:  Tell her you barely have enough money to survive, you don’t have your own car, and you live with relative or friends. Hallelujah, that fells very good!

Whenever you’re looking for Ms. Right, you should watch out for these five types of women. However, if you’re into women who possess one or more of the above types and end up in a joyless, uneventful union, you only have yourself to blame. Now, go out there and find a woman that’s right for you!