Six Fail-safe Ways to Charm The Ladies

by the slasher in Relationships, November 27, 2009

Have you always dreamed of speaking to that hot chick in the cubical next to you?
Or how about the bitchin babe that sits in front of you in math class?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!
In this artical I will teach you how to charm your way in to stardom.

Be brave! women don’t want a timid man! Approach her with an air of confidence and a little dash of arrogance. You have to make her think you are the sexiest thing alive!
look good. browse through some magazines, and ask her which haircut she likes best,but, and listen carefully here, DON’T let her know you are getting a haircut. Just say something like: “Hmmmm, excuse me, but i was looking at this magazine and i was wondering whether or not(insert famous person) should have gotten this haircut or this one?” and she’ll tell you which one she likes.
look good part 2. go out and and buy some faded blue jeans and some plain white tee-shirts and some long sleeve dress shirts you know the ones with collars and cuffs. ruffle them all up a bit then put it on.
smell good. Go get some cologne and some under-arm deodorant. For the cologne, I personally recommend “curve crush for men”. you can find it in Wall-mart and Jc-Penny for like $20. i know that’s pretty pricey, but it smells good. and if you do take my recommendation, its a pretty small bottle, about the length of your pinkie and as big around as your thumb. i know that’s not very big either, BUT, it is pretty powerful so 1 squirt should be enough to last you the whole day. Now that you can pick up a girl, lets explore some ways to get her home.
Take her to an expensive resteraunt.
go see a movie. either really scary or really sappy take your pick. Now’s the really tricky part, because if you move too fast you will disgust her, but if you move too slow you will upset her. About halfway through the movie say you are going to the bathroom and that you will be right back go to the candy counter and get something chocolaty. Go back and start munching quietly. offer her some don’t worry about her answer, when she looks away or at the movie quietly yawn and stretch your arm around her. I know this is a little cliched, but it works. If she doesn’t start calling you names you’re pretty much in. Now you have all the tools to score the babe of a lifetime!