We all have annoying habits. Some women can be so annoying to the point of driving the very men who love them mad, madder and eventually maddest. This article looks at some of the most annoying things that women do to drive their men insane. Can you add any other?
You probably read about the ten most annoying things that men do to drive their women mad. Women too have their own annoying habits that drive their men mad. A man may love you so much but there are things that whenever you bring them up, will piss him off and if not, then he will find better company and pretend that everything is fine.
- Nagging – This is the ultimate back breaker. Men can not withstand a nagging woman for long. Nagging to get what you want is the worst form of mistreatment that a man may wish to go through. It is so irritating, so distressing and so crude and when coupled with feminine impatience, iand that comparison to so and so, it really can drive any man mad, madder and finally maddest. Nagging is actually one of the leading causes of heart disease in middle aged men.
- Down memory lane – You must have discovered this hair dryer kind of treatment that women will use whenever things go wrong. Probably none of you is a prophet to know when a mistake is about to be committed and probably she makes mistakes of her own too, but some women will keep bringing up the past at the least opportune moment.
- Incessant talking – Women talk a lot, and they do talk a lot at the wrong time. Just when you have a court case to attend too, just when you have serious business to find a solution to, she will start talking about that neighbor’s bad behavior in the middle of the night! It happens that you are thinking of how to settle the month’s mortgage installment. How annoying!
- Using sex as a weapon – Now, some women if not all, know how much sex means to a man, they know that a man won’t hesitate to hit the sack at the most opportune moment. Some women will do everything to tease their man until he can’t hold it and then claim to have a headache or call on that time of the month. Others will only give in after being promised this or that. She will tell the man to help restore peace in Iraq or the Darfur region of southern Sudan before he can get…..now, that is impossible, isn’t it?
- Prayers, fellowships and any other church business – just when you want to watch your favorite channel, just when your best team is playing, several old guards will show up ready to pray for four hours, and you will have to stay as a show of unity in the home. Show me a man who won’t lose his head after that. The church mice do not end their prayers until they make sure that the game you wanted to watch is over and what is on TV is some horrible soap!
- Mothering – When she found you, you had a mother and probably were trying to let go of your mother’s shackles, but now she lets you go through the same again, she replays every moment of your childhood and wants to decide when you should take that bath, what you should put on while going for that party and when your nails require trimming. See what I mean? That creation of a first born son out of the husband pisses men off.
- Impulse buying – Of course you can’t transfer the whole shopping mall into the bedroom. Women have a weakness for impulse buying. Rarely do they plan on how to spend money or what to buy. She bought green shoes yesterday because they were cute but will buy those pink ones because their price just dropped!
- Mood swings – Now she is happy, now she isn’t, now she is yapping incessantly, now she is as quiet as a graveside. Now she is laughing and the next minute she is crying so uncontrollably. Who will ever understand that? They will blame it on estrogen levels but whatever it is; it simply drives a man mad.
- Going to bed while dressed for mountaineering – Why some women insist on going to bed in dirty jeans and three skirts on top has never made sense to any man. They will be lightly dressed on the coldest of days and nights. They will ride around in a spaghetti top and some mini skirt but when its time for sleep, they will go and fetch the ugliest of all clothing like baggy T-shirts and sack clothing just to piss a man off.
- Hunting in packs – You know what I mean? You invite her out on that date and she will never come along. She will look for some strange characters from either her work place or neighborhood and bring them along without any warning. Woe unto you if your wallet isn’t fat enough for those ladies decide to order everything that sounds expensive in the restaurant, only for it to end in the hotels dust bins but not before denting your wallet!
Now, of course I haven’t covered everything but then we all can be so annoying, cant we? Read about the ten most annoying male habits here.