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Ten Annoying Things That Women Do to Drive Their Men Mad

We all have annoying habits. Some women can be so annoying to the point of driving the very men who love them mad, madder and eventually maddest. This article looks at some of the most annoying things that women do to drive their men insane. Can you add any other?

You probably read about the ten most annoying things that men do to drive their women mad. Women too have their own annoying habits that drive their men mad. A man may love you so much but there are things that whenever you bring them up, will piss him off and if not, then he will find better company and pretend that everything is fine.

  1. Nagging – This is the ultimate back breaker. Men can not withstand a nagging woman for long. Nagging to get what you want is the worst form of mistreatment that a man may wish to go through. It is so irritating, so distressing and so crude and when coupled with feminine impatience, iand that comparison to so and so, it really can drive any man mad, madder and finally maddest. Nagging is actually one of the leading causes of heart disease in middle aged men.
  2. Down memory lane – You must have discovered this hair dryer kind of treatment that women will use whenever things go wrong. Probably none of you is a prophet to know when a mistake is about to be committed and probably she makes mistakes of her own too, but some women will keep bringing up the past at the least opportune moment.
  3. Incessant talking – Women talk a lot, and they do talk a lot at the wrong time. Just when you have a court case to attend too, just when you have serious business to find a solution to, she will start talking about that neighbor’s bad behavior in the middle of the night! It happens that you are thinking of how to settle the month’s mortgage installment. How annoying!
  4. Using sex as a weapon – Now, some women if not all, know how much sex means to a man, they know that a man won’t hesitate to hit the sack at the most opportune moment. Some women will do everything to tease their man until he can’t hold it and then claim to have a headache or call on that time of the month. Others will only give in after being promised this or that. She will tell the man to help restore peace in Iraq or the Darfur region of southern Sudan before he can get…, that is impossible, isn’t it?
  5. Prayers, fellowships and any other church business – just when you want to watch your favorite channel, just when your best team is playing, several old guards will show up ready to pray for four hours, and you will have to stay as a show of unity in the home. Show me a man who won’t lose his head after that. The church mice do not end their prayers until they make sure that the game you wanted to watch is over and what is on TV is some horrible soap!
  6. Mothering – When she found you, you had a mother and probably were trying to let go of your mother’s shackles, but now she lets you go through the same again, she replays every moment of your childhood and wants to decide when you should take that bath, what you should put on while going for that party and when your nails require trimming. See what I mean? That creation of a first born son out of the husband pisses men off.
  7. Impulse buying – Of course you can’t transfer the whole shopping mall into the bedroom. Women have a weakness for impulse buying. Rarely do they plan on how to spend money or what to buy. She bought green shoes yesterday because they were cute but will buy those pink ones because their price just dropped!
  8. Mood swings – Now she is happy, now she isn’t, now she is yapping incessantly, now she is as quiet as a graveside. Now she is laughing and the next minute she is crying so uncontrollably. Who will ever understand that? They will blame it on estrogen levels but whatever it is; it simply drives a man mad.
  9. Going to bed while dressed for mountaineering – Why some women insist on going to bed in dirty jeans and three skirts on top has never made sense to any man. They will be lightly dressed on the coldest of days and nights. They will ride around in a spaghetti top and some mini skirt but when its time for sleep, they will go and fetch the ugliest of all clothing like baggy T-shirts and sack clothing just to piss a man off.
  10. Hunting in packs – You know what I mean? You invite her out on that date and she will never come along. She will look for some strange characters from either her work place or neighborhood and bring them along without any warning. Woe unto you if your wallet isn’t fat enough for those ladies decide to order everything that sounds expensive in the restaurant, only for it to end in the hotels dust bins but not before denting your wallet!

Now, of course I haven’t covered everything but then we all can be so annoying, cant we? Read about the ten most annoying male habits here.

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  1. webseowriters

    On July 25, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Good, carry on with complete lesson

  2. yes me

    On July 25, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Ha ha ha and on and on and on ha ha liked it the never ending post now you’ve cracked it…. your other half will help you out, if she gets to read this one ha ha ha ha…. you do know I josh my friend cheers

  3. Phoenix Montoya

    On July 25, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    I really like this one and number four is just so true ha ha. Good post :)

  4. PARAM

    On July 25, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Great stuff…..i really like this.

  5. Tulan

    On July 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    LOL, you think you have us pegged, my friend. You don’t know the half of it.

  6. LCM Linda

    On July 25, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Interesting post. I can offer you 2 more. Wear a tie and talk about male celebrity. :)

  7. Jewelstar

    On July 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    ROFL I could not stop laughing….hehehe… very funny and entertaining. :)

  8. Anuradha Ramkumar

    On July 25, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    There’s one more to the list. It is suspicion.

  9. Literary Princess

    On July 26, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Well, I can’t sleep tonight, so I came online and as I read this one, I had to control my laughter (so I didn’t wake hubby up). I enjoyed! Funny how women will wear spaghetti straps in the winter because women like to be cute even if means they will freeze. And women will swear to you that they’re not cold, but trust me-they are. They just don’t want people to think they’re idiots. If they admit to being cold than they might seem like an idiot for wearing almost nothing in the middle of winter. Ah, and then after a day of playing in the cold while wearing the spaghetti straps, they drag into the house with flu symptoms, grab their bottle of cold medicine (take a swig), and throw on their granny gown to settle in for a long winters nap. Don’t try to figure women out, you can’t! We are as confusing as they come, but we sooo can not help it. Forgive us! Hehehe. We’re led by emotions while men are more like robots (most of the time you all don’t think, and that’s why we are “like” mothers we have to help you guys THINK). Think of it as us trying to program, or “reprogram” a robot. It’s in us by nature to be moms, and we see everything in you all that your mothers didn’t teach you OR where you failed to learn what your mothers TRIED to teach you. Some of you are just slow learners, or have trouble getting it, or just refuse to learn-and keep us sighing. Hehe.

  10. Kopykween

    On July 26, 2010 at 12:43 am

    I know, we are sooo good at annoying, but we do that only because you guys annoy us in the first place. Ogling at every pretty girl, getting totally involved in that endless cricket match or just nodding your head, when we want a detailed answer, gets to us. But the list is great, and as you said endless!

  11. heidiefernandez

    On July 26, 2010 at 2:10 am

    hahaha.. nice post…I knew it… eagerly opened your articles..I’m entertained… very nice… again…!!!

  12. Anj M

    On July 26, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Lol, Lol, Lol.. Cant stop laughing :D

  13. Christine Ramsay

    On July 26, 2010 at 3:15 am

    Very funny. Mind you in my experience many bed behave like this too, especially the nagging, lol.


  14. Starpisces

    On July 26, 2010 at 7:15 am

    haha, if the guys are more cooperative, nagging won’t be necessary. When there’s nag, they may be no movement from them sometimes….
    keep writing these sorts of interesting stuff please..

  15. Melinda J

    On July 26, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Good article, but women usually bring up the past when men keep repeating the past.

  16. mandy2345

    On July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    another well done article by a wonderful writer. Nice work

  17. giftarist

    On July 26, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Nagging is the ultimate thing that can drive men crazy. I believe so.

  18. buenavida

    On July 28, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Well, I cannot remember if I ever practiced some of this with my ex..?? It is so long time ago..(selective memory)..
    Anyway, I hope I am old and wise now..?????:-)

  19. gaby7

    On July 31, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Very real facts in relationships!

  20. Michal Dorcak

    On August 7, 2010 at 5:22 am

    You certainly picked the right habits for 10 most annoying. I totally agree with you and cannot imagine anything more annoying than things you have chosen.

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