Ten Ways to Recognize a Phony Guy

Ten Ways to Recognize a Phony Guy

You meet him every once awhile. He believes that he is everything. He feels that he is so cool. You feel that he’s full of baloney. Here are ten ways to recognize a phony guy:

1. He thinks that he is Guitar Hero. You think he’s more like Guitar Zero.
2. He thinks that he can walk on water. You think that he should go swim in the lake and drown.
3. He thinks that he is Mr. Brain. You think that he is Mr. Insane.
4. He thinks that the chicks love him. You think that the chicks would rather throw eggs at him.
5. He thinks that he’s a football star. You think that he’s a big tackling dummy.
6. He thinks that he is the greatest speaker in the world. You think that he’s dull, flat, and boring.
7. He thinks that he’s a flashy dresser. You think that he’s a trashy dresser.
8. He thinks that his hair is super cool. You think that his hair makes him look like a fool.
9. He thinks that he is the most handsome guy in school. You think that Beast still lives.
10. He thinks that he is the world’s best singer and dancer. You think that he sings like a crow and dances like a hippo.