The Real Guide on How to Get the Chicks
This is a simple guide for some of you gentlemen who are somewhat unfortunate in the field of the opposite gender. If you’re looking for a night of fun, or a longer lasting relationship, here’s a few simple rules for you to follow.
How to talk to women
Women are much more sensitive than guys. For us guys, insults often roll off the tongue subconsciously, which may turn off many girls. The best thing you can do for most girls, is to just compliment them, over and over again. The trick here is to sound sincere, without overplaying it. Start off with simple gestures, such as, “Your hair looks great today.” Then, if she seems to enjoy your compliment, after a while, throw her another one, this time slightly more intimate. “Your eyes are the most beautiful shade of green.” Again, if she seems to go with it and enjoys your compliments, keep working your way up the compliment chain.
It may take a while to really understand the different “kinds” of girls out there, but, if you do, you’ll be solid on conversation material. Sure, every girl claims to be “different” or “unique”, but, between you and me, guys, they’re really not. It really breaks down to a few different types of girls. If you know the kind of girl that she is, just talk about whatever it is she likes. If she’s more of a cheerleading/ preppy girl, talk about clothes. Sure, it’s not at the top of most of our lists, but, you sometimes have to make small sacrifices for the girl of your dreams. If she’s more of a gothic girl, talk about things like that. Such as the newer book Twilight. The point is, if you know the clique she’s in; you’re in.
Most every girl enjoys a funny guy. Yeah, we can all make our drunken friends piss themselves after a handful of “your mom” cracks, but, you’re not likely to get far like that with any girl. The best way to make a girl laugh, is to just be calm, and just make a few simple jokes about things around you. Most guys try to hard, and end up forgetting the punch line to some rancid joke about a priest in a bar. Just relax, and point out whatever it is you’d normally find funny.
If you read everything above and you’re shaking your head saying, “This is stupid, I can never pull that off!” You’re right. Most guys nowadays honestly don’t care about how girls feel towards them, or even how they feel in general. For most of us, the best rule for girls is best summed up into two words: FAKE IT. We can only laugh at so many stories about how she loves shopping, or about how her fat friend did something stupid. We can only put up with so many sarcastic remarks aimed at us. Guys, when in doubt; agree. Just go with whatever it is she’s saying, and 99% of the time, you’ll be clear.
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