The Things That Make Us Scream in The Bathroom. Bathroom Etiquitte for Couples

Maybe you’re here for the “what not to do”, or maybe you are here to learn how to kill a relationship, or just some humor about the bathroom battlefield, but here are some real bathroom buzz-kills that peeve us all. You know what I’m talking about.

Men:Remember how Mom always said to pick up your dirty laundry? The same goes for a relationship. Your lady doesn’t want to see your skid-marked tighty-whities lying on the bathroom floor. Or your sweat-drenched socks hanging off the towel rack. Don’t leave your wet towel on the bathroom floor, It really ticks her off quick. Muddy work boots go out on the porch, not worn through the entire house to the bathroom to mud up everything. Hairy soap is a great morning gross-out, as well as missing the toilet and peeing on the seat… that if you actually lifted, you probably forgot to put down. If she is in the shower and you REALLY have to leave a #2… tough luck you can hold it.  Don’t leave an after-shower puddle on the floor, or you will be wondering later why you heard a scream and a *thud* later on. Please remember to put a new roll of toilet paper in its place if you finish it off, your lady doesn’t want to hop over to the cabinet with her pants around her ankles for a new one.

Ladies: Laundry on the floor again? Same goes for women. please do not leave your rolled and balled up underwear sitting around. Don’t leave your washcloth on the shower floor… it will wander over to the drain and plug it up. Your razor isn’t fun to step on in the shower either. Makeup compacts, hair brushes, curling irons, blow dryers, mirrors, face creams, powder puffs, used tissues, cotton balls, tampon/pad boxes, hair spray, deodorant, tweezers, jewelery, nail polish/remover, perfumes of all shapes, sizes and colors, peeing statues and spider monkeys should NOT be left to clutter up every inch of bathroom counter space. And PLEASE remember to flush the toilet when it’s that time of the month! It can be a real horror show for us men! If you are in the process of “putting on your face” and the man is in the hall with his legs crossed, please be decent and let him in! your face can wait, a puddle in the hall cannot.

Most people can probably relate to this article, I hope you got a good laugh out of it! ^_^