Top 10 Most Embarrassing Sex Moments
by A list of some of the most embarrassing moments during sex.
We have all had embarrassing moments in the sack with our lovers. The skin contact fart, the literal fart, and the ever so mortifying moan-cough-fart moment. The following is the Top Ten Most Embarrassing Sex Moments.
- Pulling a muscle right when your lover is about to climax.
- Sparky jumping up in bed and either staring at you, pawing at your rump, or licking you.
- Calling out the wrong name….ouch!
- Speaking of ouch…accidentally inflicting pain of any sort on your lover and mistaking their moans of pain as moans of pleasure.
- While setting the mood, you turn on the radio and hear a preacher screaming about sin.
- Accidentally rolling over on your phone and calling your mother.
- Accidentally rolling over on your phone and calling your spouse.
- Forgetting to close the blinds.
- In the heat of the moment you get carried away and start moaning loudly until you hear the old lady in the next apartment screaming “Sinners! I can’t hear Judge Judy!”
- Of course, the sex fart.
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Post CommentMichael Degenhardt
On October 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I found this to be very funny and I’d say embarassing too! Number 6 made me laugh out loud, but then 7 came along LOL Good reading, as this made my afternoon. Michael
DM PARKER
On October 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Funny!
Nakuru Ayaname
On October 30, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Very funny. Where did you come up with this?
Gucker
On October 31, 2008 at 12:28 am
Sad to say, some came from personal experience…others come from my inner most fears.
becks23
On September 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm
funny