Top 10 – What Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
Top ten list of things not to say to your pregnant wife.
- Wow your ankles are huge!
- You know breastfeeding would save us a lot of money?
- Are you sure you’re not having twins?
- Are you sure we can’t induce? The Super Bowl is that weekend?
- Your getting your tubes tied after this, right?
- I told you, you should have let me do you in the butt.
- I forgot to pick up the cheesecake.
- Childbirth can’t be that hard, they give you drugs!
- You know I really don’t remember having sex on (insert estimated conception date).
- If that kid only weighs 9 lbs, why did you gain 50?
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Post CommentStorm Jackson
On August 23, 2009 at 11:58 am
sick
Mary Patricia Bird
On August 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
LOL! Now we need a woman’s perspective on what a man shouldn’t say to his pregnant wife!