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Top 10 – What Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Top ten list of things not to say to your pregnant wife.

  1. Wow your ankles are huge!
  2. You know breastfeeding would save us a lot of money?
  3. Are you sure you’re not having twins?
  4. Are you sure we can’t induce?  The Super Bowl is that weekend?
  5. Your getting your tubes tied after this, right?
  6. I told you, you should have let me do you in the butt.
  7. I forgot to pick up the cheesecake.
  8. Childbirth can’t be that hard, they give you drugs!
  9. You know I really don’t remember having sex on (insert estimated conception date).
  10. If that kid only weighs 9 lbs, why did you gain 50?
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  1. Storm Jackson

    On August 23, 2009 at 11:58 am


    sick

  2. Mary Patricia Bird

    On August 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm


    LOL! Now we need a woman’s perspective on what a man shouldn’t say to his pregnant wife!

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