Vacancy: Foolish Woman Wanted for Marriage

          I am taking this this far (publishing it in the net) because all the girls I had told what I want had rejected it without giving it a second thought in the past. Charity had told me “nope” when I told her that for her to be my wife that she should not go close to that portion of our country’s constitution that talked about divorce. Oluchi had called me a mad man when I asked her to shun her women empowerment stuff and to be my wife. Many other girls had in a like manner rebuffed me because of one thing or another I had asked them to sacrifice and be my wife. These were ladies that had in abundance those things I told you that I like to see in women. I did not marry them not because they did not have the body types I like. But because I was afraid the marriage may not work. I know myself very well. I know I am very wise, and brining in another person of equal wisdom into my house as my wife will make my life the most miserable in the world. I don’t want a woman that would be wise enough to rush to constitution in search of solutions where there is a problem to settle on bed. I don’t want a woman that would stand on the claims of quality between men and women where there is a problem to solve with sob. I had already set standards in many life’s issues. Standards that would be too hard to break. So if you know that you are foolish enough to abide by my standards, please don’t hesitate to contact me. My e-mail address is nikolojunior@yahoo.com. And remember those body qualities I mentioned. I like them so much in women. They are very big advantages to get my attention on you. Good luck.

          Whosoever wants a successful marriage must be foolish enough to live with the wisdom of the partner, or better still, must be wise enough to live with the foolishness of the partner. But never marry a wise person as a wise person, and don’t approach a foolish person for marriage if your are foolish.