Wanting What We Can’t Have

Why is it we want what we can’t have, so much more than what we can have? Married man want to be single. Single ladies want to be married. Children want to be adults, and adult strive for youth. So I ask you why is this?

People have always told me that there is a million fish in the sea. But lets just get one thing clear. I hate fishing. Someone has already reeled in my trophy bass, and I’m merely just watching and observing until the time is right to head to the taxidermist.

He’s name is Alan, and he is a prize winning bass. Only one problem. He is dating someone else. A ridiculous winch of woman named Whitney. She is so obviously not right for him. You see Alan is much more beauty than brains. Which is fine by me, being I over compensate greatly for the both of us. But not Whitney. She acts as if Alan should worship the ground her (I’m sure webbed feet) walk on.

Alan and I are friends. I do care deeply for his well being, and Whitney isn’t in the cards for our healthy future. So am I being pure evil by trying to sabotage their relationship. I think not. I take the well being of mankind very serious. And by putting an end to this catastrophe I will be doing mankind its self a favor.

I prefer to be no ones morning angel, but when those green eyes look upon me it’s like a weight has been lifted off my chest. What’s a girl (homosexual male) to do. Alan does know the feelings I have for him. But with Whitney out of the picture our relationship can be elevated to the next step.

Tooling with a relationship is kind of like playing with fire. You know it’s fun but dangerous. Someone’s bound to come out burned. Hopefully not me.

I believe this wanting of what we can’t have stems from Eve in the garden of Eden. In both of our experiences the forbidden fruit always taste the sweetest. Thanks Sister…