What Men Will Never Understand About Women

What men will never understand about women!

That a girl can never have enough pairs of shoes.

Ok, so we have just bought our millionth pair of stiletto heels. But each outfit needs a different style shoe. He always complains that they are taking up too much room in the closet, and then complains when we decide to have a clear out. Well to be fair, by closet clean up we mean get rid of all his junk to make room for our next seventy pairs of shoes.

Why we come with scary, over-protecting dads.

Meeting your partner’s parents for the first time is always a nerve-racking experience. Your dad berating and belittling your partner doesn’t always help. While a guy’s father encourages him to date, a women’s father prefers her not too.  So guys expect her father to take an instant dislike to you, even if you are a saint.

That we tell our best friend EVERYTHING.

We all know blokes don’t communicate with each other like women do. This is why he is confused that your best friend has to know everything about your relationship. While they potter on about farting and cars, we tell our friends the ins and outs of our relationships. Women love to talk especially when we are in a good relationship and everything is going well, we love to brag about it. So, if you walk into a room and your partner and her best friend start laughing randomly, then chances are she’s told her bf something very embarrassing about you.

Why we don’t like his friend that loves to moony out the car window.

Blokes find this guy hilarious. His burping, farting, hooligan antics supply them with hours of fun. Your boyfriend especially finds him funny, and calls on him whenever he wants a good time instead of you. Were not jealous honestly. We just find his childlike antics embarrassing and well…childlike. While he’s thinking, this guy is a legend. We are thinking, grow-up.

Why we always nag at them to tidy up.

Men can live like pigs and be quite happy in their pigsty. This is why they don’t understand when we nag at them to tidy up. What we would call mess, they would call tidy. What they would call lived in, we would call unliveable. When we think the house is messy, they think it’s actually tidy. This is why they don’t understand when we nag about it. Also men seem to think tidying and cleaning are the same thing.

And here’s a few thing women will never understand about men.

· Why they have to be in charge of the remote control.

· Why they pay the dog more attention than you.

· How they can wear the same underwear for several days at a time.

· Why they never iron their clothes.

· Why they need to own the biggest and most expensive version of everything.