What Women & Men Say and What They Really Mean
by We never say what we truly feel and/or mean.
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Woman – “I have a headache”
Real Meaning – I’m either mad at you or I don’t want to be bothered or touched at the moment.
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Woman – “I’m on my period”
Real Meaning – I don’t want to be touched at the moment.
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Man – “I love you, but I’m not ready to be with you right now”
Real Meaning – I would much rather sleep around then be committed at the moment.
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Man – “I miss you”
Real Meaning – I miss you and I want attention. Where are you?
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Woman – “I’m okay”
Real Meaning – I’m not okay and I want you to stick around long enough to figure out what’s wrong.
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Man – “I know where I’m going”
Real Meaning – I’m lost and I’m too proud to stop and ask for directions.
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Man – “I think we need a break from one other”
Real Meaning #1 – You are suffocating me and I want to be by myself.
Real Meaning #2 – I want to explore my options and see what else is out there. -
Woman- “Do I look fat?”
Real Meaning #1 – I want reassurance as to how good I look in this outfit.
Real Meaning #2 – I’m insecure about how I look and need reassurance. -
Woman – “I’ll be finished getting ready in a minute”
Real Meaning – I just started getting ready 2 minutes before you walked in.
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Woman – “I’m not upset”
Real Meaning – Of course I’m upset, why do you even have to ask?
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Men – “It didn’t mean anything, I swear!”
Real Meaning – This is my lame attempt at trying to justify why I cheated.
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Woman – “I’ll call you sometime”
Real Meaning – I’m just taking your number for the sake of being nice. I don’t plan on calling you.
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Man – “I’ll call you”
Real Meaning – I do plan on calling you , but I will make you wait a few days before I do.
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Woman – “Let’s just be friends”
Real Meaning – I think you’re great guy, but you’re not boyfriend material/
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Man – “I was working late at the office”
Real Meaning – I was doing something you would definitely not approve of.
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Man – “Yes Honey”
Real Meaning – I’m really not listening to you.
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Man – “I am listening”
Real Meaning- Of course I’m not listening to you.
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Man – “This tastes delicious!”
Real Meaning – This tastes horrible! What’s the number for Dominos?
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Woman – “I love being single”
Real Meaning -I’m only saying this to mask how lonely I am.
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Woman – “I don’t need him”
Real Meaning – I can’t believe he hurt me like that.
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Men & Women – “Yes”
Real Meaning- No
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Woman – “Nothing”
Real meaning – You figure it out.
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Man – “I was worried about you”
Real Meaning- Don’t you know you’re suppose to tell me where you’re going whenever you leave the house.
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Man – “I’ll do the laundry honey”
Real Meaning- There’s something on my clothes that I don’t want you to see.
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Post Commentvalli
On December 3, 2007 at 10:37 am
Very funny.
la
On December 3, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Hey, what exactly does it mean when a man says, or writes, “I miss you” a few times in a letter? I really need to know this. I just don’t understand, even though it sounds self explanatory.
Kevin
On December 5, 2008 at 7:34 am
What does it means when woman said to you “I don’t know”?
Georgie
On March 25, 2009 at 7:47 am
when a woman says “I don’t know,” she does know…but she’s trying to hide/block the truth of what she really feels, from you and even herself. Give her space. Women are insecure and confused, lol. But make YOUR feelings clear too, we actually like honesty, even if it hurts us at first…