What You Say to Stay Safe When Your Girlfriend Asks You These Questions

Do you love me? of course i love you

how much do you love me? words cant explain how much

what do you find in me? anything great known to a girl

would you be okay if i hang out with your friend? absolutely

would you ever break up with me? the only time we would break up is if we die, and il still try my hardest to keep loving you.

what am i on a scale from one to ten? off the charts.

what are you doing right now? thinking of you

why do i see you making out with becky?  uhhhhh i was think of you too

now if you always use those answers youll always be safe.