Why Girls Keep Dumping You
by Girls keep dumping you, but you know you’re a decent guy. You’re not aggressive, rude or mean, and all-round, you’re not that bad looking either. Besides, you take hours waxing every strand of hair into place and if given a chance, can charm the fur off a sloth’s backside. So what’s up with the Venus dwellers, you ask. But could the problem be a bit closer to Mars?
You Think All Girls (And Their Dogs) Are Into You
You assume all her friends (and every girl who merely looks at you) fancy you. You constantly babble about girls that give you the eye when in fact they were just blinking unbelievably at the ‘you want me’ grin on your face.
Have confidence in yourself and the relationship in which you presently are. If you’re losing interest in your girlfriend, just do the decent thing and walk away. Don’t stay in relationships that are heading nowhere. When you finally find one, keep your eyes and heart on her alone. Men who do this are actually more attractive to the opposite sex when it comes to dating and settling down. To a girl, players are losers.
Your Habits Are Repulsive
You think that once you’ve been with a girl for more than 48 hours it’s okay to pass sewage-pumped wind, let rip stale-pizza-whiffy belches, and sprinkle dried, green boogies on her shoes. You eat with your mouth open and when you laugh, you spit on her salad. Log in to common sense! Have you heard of the saying, ‘boys are made of snails, nails and puppy dogs’ tails?’ Uh, huh, we actually believe that. Once a girl has had a brother or a boyfriend, she knows that men can be repulsive and gross. Note: I said, ‘can be.’
There is no reason for you to live up to this belief. Be yourself, but this does not mean you have to stink her up or gross her out. You can still let rip. It’s easy to just move away from livestock and people when you’re doing it. Go to a different room. Pick your nose to your heart’s content in your car (like you normally do) but when you’re on your own. Or why not cultivate good habits and clean your nose in the shower where you can hose it down properly.
You Can’t Get the Emotional Balance Right
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Post Commentnobert soloria bermosa
On August 18, 2009 at 7:57 am
absolutely right! very funny and entertaining too
Budding Polymath
On August 18, 2009 at 8:01 am
Yeah, many of these things aren’t something that people typically think about specifically, but they are indeed true. Good, wholesome honesty in this article. Nice job!
Jenny Heart
On August 18, 2009 at 8:33 am
Well done! Like it!
BC Doan
On August 18, 2009 at 8:38 am
I love your sense of humor in this wonderful article, and like Ursula Banteux said, your points are indeed true..
BluSphere
On August 18, 2009 at 10:38 am
most of it: common sence. I guess a lot of this could help someone.. Good article.
Karen Gross
On August 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Great article – you know the frogs well. I’ve told my girls never to kiss a frog until after he becomes a prince. Some frogs stay frogs – so speak up: Are you a princess or a fly? A princess deserves a prince, so wait for one and don’t waste your time with the frogs.
(this advice is heavily borrowed from the Superchick’s Frog song.
Lex92
On August 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm
You’re totally right Anne
All guys should read this 
Diverseblogger
On August 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Great article
David Crerand
On August 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Very light-hearted article with some solid on point advice. Good job.
papaleng
On August 19, 2009 at 9:59 am
You hit the nail right in the head. enjoy it!
Dukaporax
On August 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Nice research.!!!!
Ruby Hawk
On August 20, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Anne, You have some good advise for the guys. Lets hope they live up to your expections. The girls will thank you.
Leonardo da Vinci E.
On August 21, 2009 at 11:54 am
Now, now, now, your next work must be about the girls. Just to be fair.
Geri OHara
On September 4, 2009 at 8:13 am
Thank you Anne I disolved in laughter when I read “sewage pumped wind” Excellent article hope the guys pay close attention to your advice
Antonette Ramos
On September 19, 2009 at 6:22 am
i like it! i entirely agree with you, girl!
Kaavs
On November 18, 2009 at 6:16 am
The part where you said “you cheat” was like the cherry topping to the cake of this article. Till then I was smiling. But the line after that made me break into a teethy smile.
Nice article. I liked it!
Cheers,
Kaavs
AlexiaJ
On January 23, 2011 at 8:16 am
I laughed a lot while reading!
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