Why Honesty is Rarely the Best Policy

Over the past 10 years or so men in relationships have been brought up on a diet of women’s magazines telling their readers that we should be more in touch with our feminine side but shouldn’t lose our masculinity (not asking much!) how men should be thinner, fitter, drink less, listen more, cook more, fart less, talk about their feelings, we should have ambition but not be a workaholic, be successful but not too materialistic, we should be well groomed but not look like we are! No wonder there are so many sad looking lifeless men around, we are in a state of constant confusion. Oh and by the way all of these things we should be today will change tomorrow!

Women are told that they should be getting multiple orgasms EVERY NIGHT (quite frankly I am tired just thinking about it!) how men should be getting to know their “inner woman” how we should be getting to know your clitoris more (for god’s sake it’s YOUR clitoris, I don’t ask a woman to get to know my testicles, although I have named them both!) It just seems that all the fun has gone out of sex nowadays. I was always under the impression that it was two people enjoying each other and having fun, not a bloody biology exam. How many new couples do you know actually enjoy sex together at the beginning, who both make each other laugh both inside and outside of the bedroom? I can answer that…none! The men are too petrified of fucking up to actually let go and enjoy themselves.

As for being honest and sharing your feelings….quite frankly that is never going to happen as long as I have a hole in my backside! In my experience if you are honest with a woman you are not going to be in that relationship for very long. I know that when you start going out and seeing each other you talk about what you look for in a prospective partner, you talk about your likes and dislikes, you talk about your past experiences but in all of those conversations what you are doing is tailoring your answers to fit in with the person you are going out with. You are not going to sit there and openly discuss the fact that your last girlfriend liked anal sex, same as she is not going to sit there and tell you that her ex was hung like a horse and knew how to use it.