Women are From Venus and Men are From Mars

To scientifically answer the question, why women are from Venus and men are from Mars, a reputable science book has been used to evaluate the characteristics of both planets.  The scientific method is as follows:

Venus is named after the goddess of love and beauty.  Move over Kimora Simmons; let other women share the planet. 

Venus is 67 million miles from the sun and Mars is 141 million miles from the sun.  Is that distance why women are not as cold as men, emotionally?  There are nice guys out there, but the half full cup empties the other way.

A year on Venus is 224 days and a year on Mars if 687 days.  The year is longer in Mars so maybe men are angrier because they have to work more than twice as long to get a return from their taxes.

A day on Venus is 243 hours in comparison to 24 hours on earth and a day on Mars is 24 hours, 37 minutes and 27 seconds.  Is it the longer day on Venus that allows women to “bring home the bacon and cook it too?”  They are up and about while men are still sleeping. 

The equatorial diameter in miles of Venus is 7,519 and the same diameter of Mars is 4,221.  Ladies, no wonder you are always trying to lose weight.  Women outweigh men by half if you compare the differences in the planets’ diameter. 

Venus and Mars atmospheres both are made up of carbon dioxide.  Now, that’s good chemistry to know women and men breathe the same air on both planets.

The surface gravity of Venus is 0.91 and the same gravity of Mars is 0.38.  There we go again, ladies.  Venus is almost twice the amount of gravitational pull than Mars.  Weight Watchers get to stay in business.

Venus has no moons (nada) and Mars has two moons.  Time to equalize those pocketbooks and pockets.  Men got a lead on women with twice the number of moons (moulah).

The final answer is . . .

Venus has no rings and Mars has two rings.  June wedding, anyone?

Pop up:

Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system.  Watch out Brad Pitt.  Angelina‘s hotter.